Lending Voice to Thoughts

There are many things I never thought I would end up saying that since becoming a Nanny that I have.

Currently chief among them: "No, you may not shove the monkey up your butt."

Well, had our local computer guru look at the laptop and verified no internets for me for a while. Ah, well.

This weekend was fairly quiet. Babysat Friday night while Xan's folks went to stripper bars which is AWESOME, then hung out at MOrgan's house until 4am watching Tremors TV Series and Shaolin Soccer, both of which are great fun. Saterday, I housesat and slept in as late as the dogs would let me, then went and watched Anime. Sunday, we played D&D.

-On my one attack of the evening (always have to try), I rolled a natural crit on a D12 dice. With my bonuses, it was enough to hit and kill a minion. Which would have been excellent, save for the fact that I was supposed to roll a D20 instead. ^^;; Whoops.

Xan also learned to walk this weekend! Kind of a yay, kind of a blind panic as we chase him around.

Kink Meme over on dc_yaoi and an anon meme for the community birthdays.

Also, just a random sounding before I throw it out to the community, how do the DC/MK fans feel about turning dc_yaoi into an adult comm instead of a yaoi comm?

*Xan howls like a demon spawn reborn*
Xan Daddy: What is going on out there?!
Icka!: Mommy's not pickin' him up immediately.
Xan Daddy: *mock dramatics* Oh noes! Poor Baby! He's going to need therapy!
*Xan Mommy picks up Xan*
Xan Mommy: *brightly* And Hookers! ^___^
Icka!: ....
*Xan Daddy hops up and down and whines*
Xan Daddy: How come he gets Hookers? I never get any Hookers! I want Hookers~!
Icka!: ._.
*Icka throws hands in the air and wanders off*
Icka!: I'm staying outta this one. ^^;;


-Speaking of babies, Congrats to poe_nui for the little one on the way! \o/

snagged from sexitx2:
If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.
<3

Xan hasn't been able to keep anything down since Sunday. Yesterday I got barfed/slimed twice.

Today it came out the other end. I wish that was an All Fools' joke.

I've had the song 'Poor Unfortunate Souls' stuck in my head off and on for days.

After a very... messy episode, it has now become 'Poor Unfortunate Buttholes'

... In pain. In need....

*watches Xan attempt to eat Mommy's slippers* Hee hee hee. Slimed slippers.

So, I've been trying to write the past couple of days. Gordian Knot, TGA, Kink fic, EEHM, they're taunting me with mental images. Unfortunately, it's like the circuits used to convert Images-to-Text are fried, so we're taking a break by reading Naruto ficcage and snickering instead.

And then, And Then, we discovered that in the last couple of episodes (171/172) of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, THEY BLEW UP KAIBA COOPERATION TOWER.

Duuuuuuuuddddde.... I kinda wanna watch GX now. 0_0 or read good ficcage

And Helllllo, Guard Dog. *wiggles* Only... Guard Dog has about five more years in the timeline before it meets up with GX. Woe. And -then- we can blow it up. ^__^ And replace it with something that doesn't look like one of Gozaburou's chess pieces. blargh.

... Hullo, Xan. Yes, argyle socks are not a nummy treat. *Xan chews on Icka!'s big toe* >_O ...Slimed socks.



[Edit: Oh yeah. Yesterday it hailed. No rain, just hail. In the desert. There have been jokes about 'Hell Freezing Over'.
this still does not mean I'm a BNF.]

Xan has figured out how to unbutton Auntie Icka!'s blouse.

That is all.

[Edit: And then I got to whip egg whites until they were Stiff and HARD.
And then scared the boss by snickering and telling them to "Call me Queen!!!" #^_________^# ]

We have a game we like to play with Xan. It's called 'Poopie Roulette'. The winner gets to change the diaper.

... I just won.

Xan's recently been introduced to veggies. He now poops in multi-hued TECHNICOLOUR. And yes, I did have to share the pain. ^______^

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Bob, on the other hand, is litter box trained, thank the fates.

On the other hand, he has No. Brain. None, what so ever. If it moves, he must attack it with his widdle needle-sharp kitten claws. If it doesn't move, he must attack to see if he can get it to move.

Enter Auntie Icka!, waking up in the mornings. Before tea.

Add hyper kitten.

Auntie Icka! now swears in the mornings as she makes tea and gets dressed.

Kitten stew sounds good.... Don't think there's enough fur to make more than a single glove, but it'd make some fabulous trim. >D Mwuahahahahahaa.

m'kidding, Ysabet. relax. But when is he supposed to grow a brain again? >_O

Screaming Unhappy 3 month old Baby Check List:

* Is the diaper wet/full? If yes, change. If no, con't on to next question.
* Is baby hungry? Test with bottle. If yes, feed. If no, con't on to next question.
* Does baby have gas? Check if tummy is tight like a drum. If yes, burb. If no, panic a bit. Remember latest step.
* Does the baby want to sit up for a bit? Turn baby around on lap so he can look around and play with our hands. ^__^

-that usually does it. Unless baby is noisy fussy but not screaming, in which case it's usually nap time, which turns into screaming for a minute until sleep takes over.

... Xan has also managed to figure out how to roll over from his belly to his back.
On one hand Yay, he's learned a new trick! On the other hand... more mobility... @_@.