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Dreamt last night that the Strawhat Crew had found the One Piece, Luffy was the Pirate King, and their base was out of Skypeia, because if you weren’t willing to look for an island that didn’t exist, they weren’t interested in what you had to say.

Thanks to Franky, with some assistance from Usopp and Nami, the Thousand Sunny was also equipped as a dirigible. So not only could they easily get to and from Skypiea, but they could easily cross both the Red Line and the Calm Belt to visit which ever Blue they wished to explore.

Decades later, this led to the Second Age of Piracy, Airship Pirates.

(Zoro also had to wander around with a baby Den-Den Mushi to call Nami with, because his direction sense had gotten so bad he would occassionally find himself on other islands by mistake. Which was fine, Luffy was always happy to lend him a hand back up to the ship, and they always discovered the most interesting places and people while trying to track him down)

Current Mood: amused
Crossposts: http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/702018.html

Long Story Short:
Nero and Doofenschmirtz, two guys that are fairly nice people and decent blokes until given power when they go batshyte insane.
-It's all just a little bit of history repeating.

( Long Story Long, with Adult Themes )

Current Mood: quixotic
Crossposts: http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/697904.html

skyechan pointed out there was a bit of vandalism on the Detective Conan Wiki....

Toichi Kuroba (黒羽盗一 Kuroba Touichi ? ) was the original Hard Gay. Toichi as Hard Gay was the greatest 'jewel' thief in Japan as well as the best stage dancer in Japan until he was murdered in a fake pole dancing accident. Sometime prior to his death Toichi had his attendant and friend Konosuke Jii promise him that he would never tell Kaito about his dancing.

-This needs to be ficced. Hard core. Pretty please? With a flailing Kaito on top? \o/

Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: Falling in and out of love, in out, in out....
Crossposts: http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/697008.html

Growing up, I learned to observe people as to how not to go too far out of 'normal' to blend in. Part of that was when people teased, to treat it as a corrective nudge, a behaviour to correct. It's a system that has worked well.

Occasionally through, something will happen and 2 or more my friends will put their foot down, and I will get a rule.

There are only three that have thus far been imposed.

1: I Am Not Allowed To Wear My Own Underwear On my Head. (other peoples is okay)

2: I Am Not Allowed To Have Disembodied Head Sex. (sorry alphonse)

3: If Something Makes Me Cackle For A Prolonged Amount Of Time, I Must Share. (usually either by fic or doodle)

#1 came into call today, with then triggered #3, so posting the rules. I think they're good ones to live by. ^__^

Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: And you're perfect, like the moon and the stars, the sun that shines in the sky
Crossposts: http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/687919.html

Baron Zhigmun' and Baroness Aleyd on a Speshul Boar.
Based on 'Proud Finland from the Webcomic 'Scandinavia and the World' by Humon, with input from various Dancing Goats, because it made me giggle for more than 10 minutes. ^^;;

Was reminded at FP tonight that I hadn't posted this, it's been done over a month. Whoops.

Current Mood: silly

Am in recovery from the flu, all that's left is the hacking cough. Which I can usually keep under control, unless I laugh.

....Yeah...

This. This has to go into fic.
Mostly because I get the 'Col Sanders in Japan' cultural reference.

*Watching the 1946 La Belle et la Bête, the scene were Beast sent Belle's father away for either his life or his daughter in exchange for the rose*
Sean: ... Y'know, he's got a real strange way of meeting girls.

(what's up with the holding hands at shoulder/head level? I don't get it.)

Naked Tony Stark being rescued from Orcs by Knight-In-Shining-Armour (literally) Steve Rogers.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is our CANON.

Current Mood: laughing
Crossposts: http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/658747.html

ickaimp OMG. Best line of the night. "Five Ways to Disable A Klingon Using Only A Bra."

savvyliterate And what are they?

ickaimp I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ickaimp But aren't the mental images AWESOME?!

savvyliterate YES. :D

(for the curious, fic link)
OMG. and for the sheer crack factor: K/S as told in limericks.

Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: Plant your hope with good seeds Don't cover yourself with thistle and weeds
Crossposts: http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/658580.html

SQUID CAN FLY!!!

Long Unbound Hair + Strong Breeze = TENTACLE HEAD!!!

Icka M Chif Needs to stop quoting Gir while discussing Baba Yaga's House. "ITS GOTS CHICKEN LEGS!!! EEEEEE HEEE HEE HEE HEE HOO!!!"

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Had a real day off today! It was glorious! Woke up, then Baka sat on me, then I took a nap with the cat on me, went walkies, got in contact with some friends I haven't seen in a while, christened the new oven with molasses cookies which came out good (wanna try it with butter though) and got some work done on a fic!

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY. ^____________^

Current Mood: jubilant
Crossposts: http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/649905.html

Right. So a few weeks ago, got my

spook_me prompt. 'Werewolf'.

And then watched The Great Mouse Detective.

Y'know that last bit, where Ratigan goes all Grr, Argh' on top of Big Ben?

Yeah. Guess what series we're writing for our prompt?

So anyway, trying to find some background music to write to, something suitably spooky and blood thirsty that we haven't already written to.

Instead, I find Shut up and sleep with Ratigan.

... This is much funnier than it has any right to be. Hee hee hee hee *curls in a ball and chortles*

(No, that's not going into the fic. And yes, there is Ratigan/Basil. Of course I checked. That's not the scary pic.)

Edit: OMG. There is a

disney_kink meme for their animated stuff.
Hate you, hate you, hate you, am not writing for it. Am not, am not, am not. Really.

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: You're young. You're free. Why don't you sleep with me? Shut up.
Crossposts: http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/641893.html

Okay, the pressure change can stop now. *goes cross-eyed*

So a while back, I had an interesting conversation with someone on a bus about 'Dracula being older than Christ'. (I couldn't find the entry, it's over a year ago

ONCE AGAIN, REVISIONIST HISTORY ON A BUS!

- The first state in America was Maryland. (Delware)
- The 13 colonies are a conspiracy.
- Christopher Columbus is a conspiracy. Who was put on his ships, which he carved himself, by Queen Victoria from England.
- Seriously.

... And in other news, saw the A-team, which was AWESOME. Definitely one to get the DVD. They flew a TANK. It was badass.

Tonight, for Sean's birthday, saw Despicable Me. I laughed until I cried, seriously. THE MINIONS. Oh, gods, the Minions!!!
I worry for the kids. Can totally see them scaring teachers in the future when it comes to 'what I want to be in the future'. "Evil Genius!"

Current Mood: silly

Okay, I don't usually do embedded vids, but OMG.

( Keibu! And Squid! )

There's 12 of these. Go. Break your brains. Learn things.

Current Mood: bouncy

Have you ever read the Terms and Conditions for Spybot Search & Destroy? It's pretty cool and well worth a grin.

( 'Dedicated to the most wonderful girl on earth :)' )

Dunno who the most wonderful girl is, but that is just AWESOME! \o/

Current Mood: silly

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Current Mood: nerdy
Current Music: My laugh is an evil laugh. Ha ha MUNCH MUNCH DIE.

So as my Icka! self, I write crack and 'Win teh Internet'.
As my sock-puppet self, I write pr0n and am given souls. Two, thus far.
But if the Internet is for pr0n, does this mean Crack + Interwebs = Pr0n = Souls?
-And if so, why do I get the feeling the next part should be: souls + ??? = PROFIT!.

Hmmm...

Current Location: US, Arizona, Phoenix

( Code Geese )
crossposted to

code_gayass,

code_geass

Current Mood: silly

Telemarketer: Congratulations on your three-day two-night free stay in Las Vegas. Could I have your first name, please?
Icka!: Actually, could you take me off your call list please?
Telemarketer: You don't want a free stay in Vegas?
Icka!: I have friends I can crash with if I want to go to Vegas.
Telemarketer: That's what this is.
Icka!: Yes, but I'd rather stay with my friend the Porn Director.
Telemarketer: ... lucky you.
Telemarketer: Alright, you have a good day and take care.
Icka!: Thanks, you too. Good luck. <3

-The only person I know in Vegas actually more of a friend of a friend and I'm not certain about crash space with them, but the job description is true. XD

[Edit: Thanks to everyone who responded to my question about etiquette upon possibly finding pr0n of people you know.
It turns out it's not them, Apparently the endowed gentleman in the picture is not well endowed -enough-.
*face palm*
Well, how was I supposed to know that?! XP ]

Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: Good Morning Dear. I hope I didn't wake you too soon.

So my brain kind went sploody and I couldn't think.
Crack!Fic time.

tdei,

dogmatix_san and

morgan_idril supplied the pairings. Thanks/Blame goes to them.

( Megure and Vodka )

( Jounouchi and Kaiba )

( Kaiba and Black Magician )

( Conan and Akako )

( Alphonse and Gluttony )

And

lazulisong wrote a TGZ snippet! XD Woot!

Current Mood: silly
Current Music: we don't care anymore, we don't care anymore

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Yeah. This is so totally going into ficcage.
I don't even.... It's for Science, okay?!
The Other Life of Kuroba Toichi
The funny thing is that I have never actually done 1 or 2.
Derp Boar
3 Things That Made Me Hack Up a Lung Laughing (in the last hour)
*CACKLES*
Today's random FB posts:
Case of the Giggles
(no subject)
Random Factoids. Japanese style.
And this is why one should always read the T&C:
Theasaurus.com is a Prude
The mathmatics that keeps us awake at night:
This is why I shouldn't be allowed near new series:
Fun with Telemarketers:
[fic] Various Crack!Fics

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Entries tagged with crack

Yeah. This is so totally going into ficcage.

I don't even.... It's for Science, okay?!

The Other Life of Kuroba Toichi

The funny thing is that I have never actually done 1 or 2.

Derp Boar

3 Things That Made Me Hack Up a Lung Laughing (in the last hour)

CACKLES

Today's random FB posts:

Case of the Giggles

(no subject)

Random Factoids. Japanese style.

And this is why one should always read the T&C:

Theasaurus.com is a Prude

The mathmatics that keeps us awake at night:

This is why I shouldn't be allowed near new series:

Fun with Telemarketers:

[fic] Various Crack!Fics