Adventures in Daiper Changing

[ickaimp]

There are many things I never thought I would end up saying that since becoming a Nanny that I have.

Currently chief among them: "No, you may not shove the monkey up your butt."

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[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

Knowing you? NOT SURPRISED. *flees*

[scribe-ari.livejournal.com]

Just wait till you find yourself saying
"No that doesn't come off. Stop pulling already."

[ioseph-locksley.livejournal.com]

Heh. I overheard the Sweet Lady Wife yell at the 3 year old twins:

"DON'T PAINT THE CAT!"

Caused me to literally fall to the floor I was laughing so hard.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

After a discussion about telling children what they should do (positivity) versus what they shouldn't do (negativity), I heard my mother say to my little cousin, "Bailey, Bailey! *pause* DRY your fingers before sticking them in the electric socket!"

[tively-split.livejournal.com]

a nanny, huh? You *do* have the obligatory poker to whack monsters with, then, I hope?

;-)

[snotblossom.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that had my bout with cellulitis gone a little differently I would, at some point, have found myself saying, "You may not play keep-away with my EAR!" I'm sure I also would have put at least one of my friends in the position of having to tell me, "Blossom, put your ear back on!"