Nanny / Kitten

[ickaimp]

We have a game we like to play with Xan. It's called 'Poopie Roulette'. The winner gets to change the diaper.

... I just won.

Xan's recently been introduced to veggies. He now poops in multi-hued TECHNICOLOUR. And yes, I did have to share the pain. ^______^

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Bob, on the other hand, is litter box trained, thank the fates.

On the other hand, he has No. Brain. None, what so ever. If it moves, he must attack it with his widdle needle-sharp kitten claws. If it doesn't move, he must attack to see if he can get it to move.

Enter Auntie Icka!, waking up in the mornings. Before tea.

Add hyper kitten.

Auntie Icka! now swears in the mornings as she makes tea and gets dressed.

Kitten stew sounds good.... Don't think there's enough fur to make more than a single glove, but it'd make some fabulous trim. >D Mwuahahahahahaa.

m'kidding, Ysabet. relax. But when is he supposed to grow a brain again? >_O

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[misskat.livejournal.com]

our tobie is hunting everything that doesn't move. she wont attack people or anything, but she will "hunt" bras, socks, knickers, small toys and anything she can fit in her mouth.
she leaves by the butlers nook on the floor for me to trip over in the morning

Yay Snooch!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I wish Bob would do that... His current favourite targets are my spine and my thigh. I think it's because I've gotten better at guarding my fingers and toes from him. ^^;;

He's also very fond of my butt, which is annoying. >_O

How old is Toibe?

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

How is Bob box-trained but he still doesn't have a brain? O.o

*chalks it up to miracles of nature*

[ytak.livejournal.com]

So, your little nephew produces Technicolor Turds? That gave me something to think about at work.

Instead of a glove, consider a handkerchief. ^_~

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

ICKA IS SO NOT TURNING MY BABY KITTY INTO A GLOVE, HANDKERCHIEF OR ANY OTHER ITEM OF APPAREL. So there. **glares at Icka** No, no brain-cells have appeared as yet; he's currently snoozing on top of a basket of clean laundry and looks almost unbearably cute. 'Cute' can let you get away with a lot of things.

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Cute is how babies and small animals survive. That's my theory, anyway.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

... actually, I think that one has been scientifically proven (http://arstechnica.com/journals/science.ars/2006/1/3/2292)...

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

But -even if it were Darwinian - wouldn't cute just equal tastier?

[saitaina]

Hate to tell ya, but they never grow a brain when it comes to hunting. My second oldest, Shortcake, still be laying, snoozing away and suddenly I'm jerked back as he snatches my skirts, thigh, dress, rear end, whatever he can.

He also leaps onto my feet if they're moving under the blanket.