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[ickaimp]

Today we be a-goin' into the weirdest and strangest of places for the first of times.

Known also as an 'Adult Shoppe'.

Now I be a knowin' what a Venus Butterfly looks like. And a mulitude of other bizzare and unusual toys that we had heard of but never seen, arrrrr. The anal plugs be a most disturbin'. As bein' the turtle shaped vibrating thingie-ma-bob. T'was pink. Was told we could spray paint the horn swaggler green.

I think I should be disturbed. Yet am not and be strangely puzzled instead.
Beggin' yer pardon as we keel-haul some plunnies now.

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[bloodfiligree.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you've been told recently, but I thought you might like to know that you're male (http://hutta.com/lj/gender/?username=ickaimp) ^.^

Vibrating turtles...

[bewilde.livejournal.com]

You know, I was given one of those turtles once... at my bachelorette party, whose sole purpose seemed to be revenge for a bachelorette party I had helped throw for someone else a year before.

Ah, memories...

Icka Goes Shopping

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Oh DEAR. Okay, I want to hear the details on this one later..... Must admit, my favorite thing about adult shops is the enormous range of practical-joke possibilities; it would take a very long time to run through them all, even beginning with simple things like attaching "specialized" key-chain objects to a person's car-bumper. The more you look around, the more come to mind... that is, if you're me, anyway. Maybe I'm just weird that way. **grin**

Details! Details! Want Details!

No Details!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Ohhh... my.... *blinks*

Thank You Aviy!!! Been wondering what we would score on that test but it hasn't been working for me! ^__^

The turtle joke comes from a Slayers RP a while back, where the first character I played was 'Turtle-san', a turtle that ate people's underwear. (and if you weren't wearing any, he'd bite something else. @_@;; )
Because of this, I was given a vibrating plushie turtle massager, who sits on my futon at home, waiting to vibrate at un-suspecting people.

No details Ysabet! There isnt' much to tell!
Tho now I have the urge to get a cheap fishing pole, put the penis-shaped lure on it and wander around YaoiCon with it. (like the one guy at AnimeFEST with the cat toy)
And I didn't buy anything! >_<
But 'Neechan did buy the bondage rope for her wife... ^^ He was pleased with it.

-ICKA!