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[ickaimp]

Today we be a-goin' into the weirdest and strangest of places for the first of times.

Known also as an 'Adult Shoppe'.

Now I be a knowin' what a Venus Butterfly looks like. And a mulitude of other bizzare and unusual toys that we had heard of but never seen, arrrrr. The anal plugs be a most disturbin'. As bein' the turtle shaped vibrating thingie-ma-bob. T'was pink. Was told we could spray paint the horn swaggler green.

I think I should be disturbed. Yet am not and be strangely puzzled instead.
Beggin' yer pardon as we keel-haul some plunnies now.

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I don't know if you've been told recently, but I thought you might like to know that you're male (http://hutta.com/lj/gender/?username=ickaimp) ^.^