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Today we be a-goin' into the weirdest and strangest of places for the first of times.

Known also as an 'Adult Shoppe'.

Now I be a knowin' what a Venus Butterfly looks like. And a mulitude of other bizzare and unusual toys that we had heard of but never seen, arrrrr. The anal plugs be a most disturbin'. As bein' the turtle shaped vibrating thingie-ma-bob. T'was pink. Was told we could spray paint the horn swaggler green.

I think I should be disturbed. Yet am not and be strangely puzzled instead.
Beggin' yer pardon as we keel-haul some plunnies now.

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Icka Goes Shopping

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Oh dear. Oh DEAR. Okay, I want to hear the details on this one later..... Must admit, my favorite thing about adult shops is the enormous range of practical-joke possibilities; it would take a very long time to run through them all, even beginning with simple things like attaching "specialized" key-chain objects to a person's car-bumper. The more you look around, the more come to mind... that is, if you're me, anyway. Maybe I'm just weird that way. **grin**

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