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Today we be a-goin' into the weirdest and strangest of places for the first of times.

Known also as an 'Adult Shoppe'.

Now I be a knowin' what a Venus Butterfly looks like. And a mulitude of other bizzare and unusual toys that we had heard of but never seen, arrrrr. The anal plugs be a most disturbin'. As bein' the turtle shaped vibrating thingie-ma-bob. T'was pink. Was told we could spray paint the horn swaggler green.

I think I should be disturbed. Yet am not and be strangely puzzled instead.
Beggin' yer pardon as we keel-haul some plunnies now.

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Vibrating turtles...

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You know, I was given one of those turtles once... at my bachelorette party, whose sole purpose seemed to be revenge for a bachelorette party I had helped throw for someone else a year before.

Ah, memories...