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ickaimpToday we be a-goin' into the weirdest and strangest of places for the first of times.
Known also as an 'Adult Shoppe'.
Now I be a knowin' what a Venus Butterfly looks like. And a mulitude of other bizzare and unusual toys that we had heard of but never seen, arrrrr. The anal plugs be a most disturbin'. As bein' the turtle shaped vibrating thingie-ma-bob. T'was pink. Was told we could spray paint the horn swaggler green.
I think I should be disturbed. Yet am not and be strangely puzzled instead.
Beggin' yer pardon as we keel-haul some plunnies now.
Known also as an 'Adult Shoppe'.
Now I be a knowin' what a Venus Butterfly looks like. And a mulitude of other bizzare and unusual toys that we had heard of but never seen, arrrrr. The anal plugs be a most disturbin'. As bein' the turtle shaped vibrating thingie-ma-bob. T'was pink. Was told we could spray paint the horn swaggler green.
I think I should be disturbed. Yet am not and be strangely puzzled instead.
Beggin' yer pardon as we keel-haul some plunnies now.
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Date: 2003-09-22 04:28 pm (UTC)Thank You Aviy!!! Been wondering what we would score on that test but it hasn't been working for me! ^__^
The turtle joke comes from a Slayers RP a while back, where the first character I played was 'Turtle-san', a turtle that ate people's underwear. (and if you weren't wearing any, he'd bite something else. @_@;; )
Because of this, I was given a vibrating plushie turtle massager, who sits on my futon at home, waiting to vibrate at un-suspecting people.
No details Ysabet! There isnt' much to tell!
Tho now I have the urge to get a cheap fishing pole, put the penis-shaped lure on it and wander around YaoiCon with it. (like the one guy at AnimeFEST with the cat toy)
And I didn't buy anything! >_<
But 'Neechan did buy the bondage rope for her wife... ^^ He was pleased with it.
-ICKA!