{art} [drabble] [fic] Explaining DC/MK Dj plots

[ickaimp]

So not looking forward to work this morning, I'm supervisor.

Anyway, lots of stuff this morning...

For soldiergrrrl

Sorry we're so late with the pic. ^^;; We're slow.


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"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not!"

"Are Too!"

"Are not and are too what?" Hakuba asked, interrupted Kaito and Aoko's heated debate.

"Hakuba-kun!" Aoko grinned at him. "Would you explain to Kaito that fish are NOT trying to take over the world?"

"They are too!" Kaito retorted. "The Oceans are bigger than the land, and there's more fish than people!"

"I'm afraid you're both wrong." Hakuba said apologetically. "CATS are trying to take over the world."

"Are not!" Kaito protested.

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

Those two, Aoko mused, where the only ones she knew who fought like Cats and Fish.

-ende-

Yes, the fish can win if it's large enough to swallow the cat.

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And for Meg


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Imp Explains DC/MK Yaoi Doujinshi Plots

Hakuba/Kid:
Hakuba: I know who you really are.
Kid: Do not.
Hakuba: Do too
Kid: Do not.
Hakuba: Wanna screw?
Kid: Okay.

Hakuba/Kaito:
Kaito: I goofed up as the Kid. I'm sorry.
Hakuba: That's okay. Let's have lots of comfort sex.
Kaito: *passive moan*

Hakuba/Conan:
Hakuba: I'm a Detective, really I am.
Conan: Stay away from me, you freak.

Shin'ichi/Hakuba:
Hakuba: I am the Kid's Rival!
Kudo: I've come closer to catching him than you have.
*Insert Witty Banter Here*

Shin'ichi/Heiji:
Bastard!Kudo: I'm angry and I'm going to pound you into the wall before I meet Ran.
Weepy!Heiji: Dammit Kudo, if I didn't consider you such a friend maybe I could grow a backbone and tell you 'no'.

HeijixShin'ichi:
Heiji: *Suggestive Comment*
Shin'ichi: *Boot to the head*
Heiji: *Laughs it off*
Shin'ichi *Grumbles*
Heiji: *Backs off for a while until-*
Repeat until:
A: They tumble into bed
-or-
B: Heiji gives Shin'ichi a hug, he needs it.

Kaito/Heiji
Bouncy!Kaito: Let's have fun!
Heiji: Okay!

HeijixConan:
Heiji: *Hits on Conan*
Conan: *Punts Heiji into the Stratosphere*
Heiji: *Cries and Laughs it off*
Conan: *Sulks*
Conan: *Make suggestive move*
Heiji: *Is now off balance but goes for it.*
Heiji: *Rejected*
Repeat Until:
A: The clothes come tumbling off
-or-
B: Someone walks in.

Heiji/Kid:
Kid: I'm tired of this.
Heiji: I can make you forget for a while.
Kid: Okay.

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This was written in Japan after shopping for djs in Shibuya. ^^;; (dang things are HEAVY!) We went after all the ones with Hakuba in them first, in case you couldn't notice. *Whistles innocently*
Am SO not a fan of Seme!Shin'ichi. ~_~ He's a dork. And angry bastard one too. He's better as the series uke, IMHO.

Someone commented that it sounds like GundamWing dj plots... o_O Whoops.

Comments

[soldiergrrrl.livejournal.com]

**Yes, the fish can win if it's large enough to swallow the cat.**

Heh. My Snark worked on a sea diving rig where a fish tried to eat his partner. Got the bottom half of his suit, boots and all. Needless to say, the screaming was a bit unnerving. *g*

And as for the pic??? THANK YOU! I love it! :-)

That's Entertainment.....

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Now THAT was fun to read-- mucho thankees, Icka! Liked the cats&fish one a lot (but do you know, cats *really* don't want to take over the world; if they did, they'd have to handle all the paperwork and plumbing problems and payroll for staff and everything. They'd much rather be treated as near-dieties and have their every whim obeyed, much as mine at home are already...). The doujinshi thing, now... THAT was the best part (has mental image of Icka, sitting on the floor surrounded by stacks and stacks of douj and peering at one with a horrified expression: "Heiji and... SONOKO?!? No way-- he has *taste*!!). Was going through a few of mine last night and you're right; at least the DC ones aren't as angst-ridden as the Yami no Matsuei ones, especially the ones featuring Muraki. On the other hand, occasionally the Muraki ones get sort of funny, but the plot almost ALWAYS goes like this:

Tsuzuki: Bounce, bounce, c'mon Hisoka, I'm being genki today!
Hisoka: Mope, mope; so what else is new? Go away.
Tatsumi: Get to work, you slackers, or I shall whack you with my Evil Shadowy Accountant's Glare!
Watari: I'm here to provide a True-Genki-Master moment of humorous contrast to Tatsumi's being a downer! And my owl's cute, too!
003: Flutter, flutter, hoot!
Hisoka: Mope, mope, much more of this and I'm on a rooftop with a rifle, I swear...
Muraki: I have mysteriously shown up in the Meifu! I shall now proceed to molest Tsuzuki, either in disguise or by overwhelming him with my charm/evil vibes/irresistable sexual attraction! Molest, molest, grope...
Tsuzuki: Yay! I mean 'Help!' (significant pause for PWP-development)
Tatsumi/Hisoka/Watari: AHA!! Caught you with your pants (or somebody's, anyway) down!
Tsuzuki: Darn! I mean, yay!
Muraki: Dangit; foiled again. I shall now mysteriously vanish, possibly leaving behind a bill for today's work.
Hisoka: Baka; you're okay, right? Good. Bakabaka.
Tsuzuki: **whimper**
Hakushaku (elsewhere): Whoohooo; got it all on tape!

..... and there you go.

Re: That's Entertainment.....

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

That Cat & Fish one was partially your fault for making Hakuba alergic to Cats in the first place anyway. ^^

As far as the Doujinshi, picture small room (http://www.mischif.net/sakura/6b.jpg) with 3 girls curled up on their beds surrounded by STACKS and PILES of various doujinshi (and suitcases), snickering, blushing, squealing or drooling out loud and passing around the yaoi ones to compare.
And the guys stopping by occasionally to take a peek as well. ^__^ ("Dude, the human body -cannot- twist like that." "Sure they can. See?" *streach, twist pose* "I stand corrected... #^^#")

J'z doujinshi are my favourite, the art leans more towards a clean comic style, but the stories are sweet, cute, funny fluff involving Heiji/Kaito/Shin'ichi shonen-ai. (yes, all three. together. XD )

*snickers at the YnM dj plot* Tsuzuki is a pro at the Uke Dance. ^_^
And I love the mental image of Hisoka on a rooftop with a rifle. Wish he was the manical laughter type, that'd be fun. >D

((GLOMPS!)) Thank you for the laugh!!!

-ICKA! the IMP