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So not looking forward to work this morning, I'm supervisor.

Anyway, lots of stuff this morning...

For soldiergrrrl

Sorry we're so late with the pic. ^^;; We're slow.


***

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not!"

"Are Too!"

"Are not and are too what?" Hakuba asked, interrupted Kaito and Aoko's heated debate.

"Hakuba-kun!" Aoko grinned at him. "Would you explain to Kaito that fish are NOT trying to take over the world?"

"They are too!" Kaito retorted. "The Oceans are bigger than the land, and there's more fish than people!"

"I'm afraid you're both wrong." Hakuba said apologetically. "CATS are trying to take over the world."

"Are not!" Kaito protested.

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

Those two, Aoko mused, where the only ones she knew who fought like Cats and Fish.

-ende-

Yes, the fish can win if it's large enough to swallow the cat.

***

And for lazulisong Meg


***

Imp Explains DC/MK Yaoi Doujinshi Plots

Hakuba/Kid:
Hakuba: I know who you really are.
Kid: Do not.
Hakuba: Do too
Kid: Do not.
Hakuba: Wanna screw?
Kid: Okay.

Hakuba/Kaito:
Kaito: I goofed up as the Kid. I'm sorry.
Hakuba: That's okay. Let's have lots of comfort sex.
Kaito: *passive moan*

Hakuba/Conan:
Hakuba: I'm a Detective, really I am.
Conan: Stay away from me, you freak.

Shin'ichi/Hakuba:
Hakuba: I am the Kid's Rival!
Kudo: I've come closer to catching him than you have.
*Insert Witty Banter Here*

Shin'ichi/Heiji:
Bastard!Kudo: I'm angry and I'm going to pound you into the wall before I meet Ran.
Weepy!Heiji: Dammit Kudo, if I didn't consider you such a friend maybe I could grow a backbone and tell you 'no'.

HeijixShin'ichi:
Heiji: *Suggestive Comment*
Shin'ichi: *Boot to the head*
Heiji: *Laughs it off*
Shin'ichi *Grumbles*
Heiji: *Backs off for a while until-*
Repeat until:
A: They tumble into bed
-or-
B: Heiji gives Shin'ichi a hug, he needs it.

Kaito/Heiji
Bouncy!Kaito: Let's have fun!
Heiji: Okay!

HeijixConan:
Heiji: *Hits on Conan*
Conan: *Punts Heiji into the Stratosphere*
Heiji: *Cries and Laughs it off*
Conan: *Sulks*
Conan: *Make suggestive move*
Heiji: *Is now off balance but goes for it.*
Heiji: *Rejected*
Repeat Until:
A: The clothes come tumbling off
-or-
B: Someone walks in.

Heiji/Kid:
Kid: I'm tired of this.
Heiji: I can make you forget for a while.
Kid: Okay.

***

This was written in Japan after shopping for djs in Shibuya. ^^;; (dang things are HEAVY!) We went after all the ones with Hakuba in them first, in case you couldn't notice. *Whistles innocently*
Am SO not a fan of Seme!Shin'ichi. ~_~ He's a dork. And angry bastard one too. He's better as the series uke, IMHO.

Someone commented that it sounds like GundamWing dj plots... o_O Whoops.

Date: 2003-07-10 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soldiergrrrl.livejournal.com
**Yes, the fish can win if it's large enough to swallow the cat.**

Heh. My Snark worked on a sea diving rig where a fish tried to eat his partner. Got the bottom half of his suit, boots and all. Needless to say, the screaming was a bit unnerving. *g*

And as for the pic??? THANK YOU! I love it! :-)

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