Fun with Telemarketers:

[ickaimp]

Telemarketer: Congratulations on your three-day two-night free stay in Las Vegas. Could I have your first name, please?
Icka!: Actually, could you take me off your call list please?
Telemarketer: You don't want a free stay in Vegas?
Icka!: I have friends I can crash with if I want to go to Vegas.
Telemarketer: That's what this is.
Icka!: Yes, but I'd rather stay with my friend the Porn Director.
Telemarketer: ... lucky you.
Telemarketer: Alright, you have a good day and take care.
Icka!: Thanks, you too. Good luck. <3

-The only person I know in Vegas actually more of a friend of a friend and I'm not certain about crash space with them, but the job description is true. XD

[Edit: Thanks to everyone who responded to my question about etiquette upon possibly finding pr0n of people you know.
It turns out it's not them, Apparently the endowed gentleman in the picture is not well endowed -enough-.
*face palm*
Well, how was I supposed to know that?! XP ]

Comments

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Note to self: reading Icka's entries at work may result in massive amounts of suppressed laughter.

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

That counts for in class too XD

[ytak.livejournal.com]

You know that's a part of her master plan, right? ^^

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

Well of course, classrooms, the workplace, funerals when on your phone - she plans it all.

<-should make an 'innocent' icon.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT!!!

Re: <-should make an 'innocent' icon.

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

That's what the culprit always says *narrows eyes*

[american-knight.livejournal.com]

I am so stealing this for future use.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I think we may end up with some confused but happy telemarketers if you do. But please have fun with that! XD

[mmoneurere.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure he's doing the porn-director thing just now...which is too bad, because I was looking at some work editing the scenes that he's just not interested in seeing any more of than absolutely necessary.

Oh, and speaking of porn -- I saw the picture you referred to before, and it's not them. The guy on the left is a porn model, and the one on the right is way too small.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I shall never forget getting a phone call from Neechan while I was in NZ, her sitting on Joel's apartment balcony at 2am in the morning while he gripes about having to do some editing work in the morning, which means looking at penises. XD

-I think he'd probably love help with the editing. >D

... Wow.
Good to know, thank you!

[mmoneurere.livejournal.com]

[insert "big one that got away" joke]

[fergiebaby.livejournal.com]

That explains where you got the sample edits.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

What Sample Edits?

[(Anonymous)]

The things you think you are keeping hidden on your laptop.

[(Anonymous)]

you know after reading all this I am speechless......................
well only for a minute I want to know why M knows that it is not large enough.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I think it's better not to inquire. #^^#

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

I am an idiot, head desk, head desk, head desk.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*pats*
((SNUGGLES))

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

That seriously sounds like bragging rights. He's hung...but not enough.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*pinches eyes*

... From what I've heard, it wouldn't surprise me.
But he's a friend, I'm not going to pants him to check. Poor guy gets groped enough.

[tinitinytina.livejournal.com]

I think your life should be made into a movie. *keels over from laughter*