Renn Faire
May. 31st, 2003 10:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimpHUZZAH!!!
Went to Rennnisance Faire today.
Many MANY sexual indudenos. Soooo much fun. First time I haven't dressed up in period garb to go to it.
Do not want to think about all the faire boogers down my bra...
You know it's gonna be a fun Faire when one of the first things you see is the Washerwomen washing a bunch of guys in their skivvies. Much butt-smacking and running around of fine male flesh in tight wet underclothes. The funniest one was the guy wandering around with a towel around his waist. Just as he was going into the big tub where a couple of other guys were already splashing, one of them smacked him in the butt and the towel fell down.
... he was wearing black speedos with lots of red lacy ruffles all along the butt.
-nice legs by the way.
Picked up a miniature Vajra at faire. (protection symbol, divine wrath by lightening) The vendor laughed and told me that it would keep the bad guys away, and attract only good men. I put it on my necklace and wandered around.
Wandered off and got to dance around the Maypole (yay, cucumbers!), then got hit on by a lady.
Went back and told the guy that I wasn't quite sure if it was working right... but it's comfortable, so we'll keep it.
Met many cool people at Faire, even a few anime fans. Hee!!! ^___^
Been wanting to dance around the Maypole for years now, and finally got to, was very happy. Keep dancing and giggling. Even wrapped one of the ladies teaching us how to do it around the pole. She gave me a cucumber that I stuck down my clevage and asked if they could adopt me. ^_^ Gave her a hug on the way out.
Miss doing Renn Faire, but dunno if I have the energy to do it like I used to.
On the other hand, discovered we should never sing the chorus to Adina Howard's "Horny For Your Love" along to the radio around people who know me well.
The other 4 people actually pitched forward in a massive collective facefault. It was a good thing we were at a stoplight at the time or there might have been an accident...
Of course, when I sing it, I'm thinking of actual horns. *points to Neko-Imp personal pic*
They were thinking pr0n, and the fact that they all know that I am as neuter as... something that has no interest in sex. ^^;;
Is about the equvilant of Kaito walking into a sushi joint and ordering raw fish and loving it. Just not gonna happen.
The reaction was amusing tho.
Fun day!!!
... will find out tomorrow all the interesting places we're sunburned this time, although the haori and the chinese sun umbrella helped a lot. ^____^
Went to Rennnisance Faire today.
Many MANY sexual indudenos. Soooo much fun. First time I haven't dressed up in period garb to go to it.
Do not want to think about all the faire boogers down my bra...
You know it's gonna be a fun Faire when one of the first things you see is the Washerwomen washing a bunch of guys in their skivvies. Much butt-smacking and running around of fine male flesh in tight wet underclothes. The funniest one was the guy wandering around with a towel around his waist. Just as he was going into the big tub where a couple of other guys were already splashing, one of them smacked him in the butt and the towel fell down.
... he was wearing black speedos with lots of red lacy ruffles all along the butt.
-nice legs by the way.
Picked up a miniature Vajra at faire. (protection symbol, divine wrath by lightening) The vendor laughed and told me that it would keep the bad guys away, and attract only good men. I put it on my necklace and wandered around.
Wandered off and got to dance around the Maypole (yay, cucumbers!), then got hit on by a lady.
Went back and told the guy that I wasn't quite sure if it was working right... but it's comfortable, so we'll keep it.
Met many cool people at Faire, even a few anime fans. Hee!!! ^___^
Been wanting to dance around the Maypole for years now, and finally got to, was very happy. Keep dancing and giggling. Even wrapped one of the ladies teaching us how to do it around the pole. She gave me a cucumber that I stuck down my clevage and asked if they could adopt me. ^_^ Gave her a hug on the way out.
Miss doing Renn Faire, but dunno if I have the energy to do it like I used to.
On the other hand, discovered we should never sing the chorus to Adina Howard's "Horny For Your Love" along to the radio around people who know me well.
The other 4 people actually pitched forward in a massive collective facefault. It was a good thing we were at a stoplight at the time or there might have been an accident...
Of course, when I sing it, I'm thinking of actual horns. *points to Neko-Imp personal pic*
They were thinking pr0n, and the fact that they all know that I am as neuter as... something that has no interest in sex. ^^;;
Is about the equvilant of Kaito walking into a sushi joint and ordering raw fish and loving it. Just not gonna happen.
The reaction was amusing tho.
Fun day!!!
... will find out tomorrow all the interesting places we're sunburned this time, although the haori and the chinese sun umbrella helped a lot. ^____^
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Re: Rennnnnnnnnnnies! Yay!
Date: 2003-06-02 07:34 pm (UTC)As for my story, it's ok. You don't have to if you haven't got the time (or interest ^^).