Why are most lead characters uke anyway?

[ickaimp]

Okay, I take back what we said last night about relationships in Cyborg 009.

Primarily because 009 is Uke. Uke. Uke. U-k-e. UKE. In big flaming letters.

Like RockmanX- type uke, where the fanboys were making comments about Zero shagging X before the Yaoi-Fangirls came along. That's pretty damn uke.

This comes from putting in the last disk and watching the ending clips there. Nice song in english, pretty view of a statue, fade to most the characters lounging in a freakin' graveyard, niiiice big cross head stone, then 009's face starts to fade in over that with this whole 'ravish me now' look before fluttering his eyelashes. ~_~;; Fluttering. Looking up Japanese fanart this morning while talking to Ann prolly didn't help either... ^^;;

If Kaito ever gets that uke, so help me, we're gonna wiffle him to death with one of his doves. ¬_¬ He's a switch, not uber-uke.

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*rolls*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

EVERYBODY from DC/MK tops Shin'ichi. And that includes Haibara. He's the series Uke, in both forms. About the only one who doesn't top Shin'ichi is Ran. And even then she's got her moments. -_-

Ever play the Uke game?
You find an uke, then find an uke from any series that would be on bottom to them. And then find an uke who'd bottom them. And an uke who'd bottom them. And an uke... you get the picture.

Think they're trying to find someone who'd bottom Shinji from Eva... The comment made was "even wet toilet paper could top him."
(can also flip it around and 'top the seme' instead. ^^;; )

The problem is that both Hakuba and Kuroba have uke tendancies, IMHO. Honestly can't picture Hakuba as seme all the time, they're both too competitive for that. So the wrestle for top is the funny part. But even then neither one is gonna be the passive uke type. (the phrase 'uke with a whip' doesn't fit either, but you know what I mean)

Heiji and Kaito in any combination is a dangerous thing, they're the 2 biggest clowns of the Aoyama boys!!! Can just see them when they get tired of rolling around ('gleefully switch' *giggles* ) deciding to grab one of the other two and having fun with them too. Take that as you will. ^__^

Speaking of those two, back to work on PYP (Kid's currently pointing a gun at Heiji, he's a little nervous) and now that 'parking in rear' layout looks really really bad... ~_~ (it follows me around, I swear)

-ICKA! the IMP

Re: *rolls*

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

... yeah, they would. "YOU got to be on top last time!" "...." "Come ON, Hakuba, be fair." ">_>;" "Dude, it's actually kind of fun." "..............." "*POUNCE*"

And then Heiji and Kaito ... oh, lord. "HEY, KUDO! HAKUBA!" "Bwah?" "*POUNCE* *POUNCE* IT'S ORGY TIIIME! XD XD XD" "I thought you hid the sugar, Kudo. DAMMIT, Kuroba, get OFF-- mmmph!" "I thought I did too -- BWAH?! HEIJI? WHAT THE HE--" "THIS IS *FUN*!!!! >3"

All and all, though, I think Hakuba tops most of the time, simply cos he's got more control issues than Kaito does. >_> Although I can so totally see KK announcing that Today We Learn Important Lessons About Not Being A Goddamn Control Freak.

... Augh. Bunnies. Go AWAY.

Re: *rolls*

[yaoinomiko.livejournal.com]

Control issues? Hehe....which is why I see Kaitou tying him up...or down...or maybe over things...and having lots of fun with the moaning and the panting and the handcuffs. Of course how they plan to get the grass stains out of their pants in my fic...I don't know yet. Sigh.

BTW...Icka...going to post the fic at fanficgathering....am NOT posting anything....yummy...where that creep can read it...so livejournal is out. Sorry.

Re: *rolls*

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

Fangathering? Where's that? *looks hopeful*