Why are most lead characters uke anyway?

[ickaimp]

Okay, I take back what we said last night about relationships in Cyborg 009.

Primarily because 009 is Uke. Uke. Uke. U-k-e. UKE. In big flaming letters.

Like RockmanX- type uke, where the fanboys were making comments about Zero shagging X before the Yaoi-Fangirls came along. That's pretty damn uke.

This comes from putting in the last disk and watching the ending clips there. Nice song in english, pretty view of a statue, fade to most the characters lounging in a freakin' graveyard, niiiice big cross head stone, then 009's face starts to fade in over that with this whole 'ravish me now' look before fluttering his eyelashes. ~_~;; Fluttering. Looking up Japanese fanart this morning while talking to Ann prolly didn't help either... ^^;;

If Kaito ever gets that uke, so help me, we're gonna wiffle him to death with one of his doves. ¬_¬ He's a switch, not uber-uke.

Comments

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but I'm still trying to figure out who he'd TOP. Besides Shiniichi, I mean.

I take that back, he and Heiji'd probably gleefully switch ALL DAY LONG. Just because they COULD. Definately he's bottom to Hakuba unless he's being Kid and then there'd be a fight for top. >_> I'm just saying.

*rolls*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

EVERYBODY from DC/MK tops Shin'ichi. And that includes Haibara. He's the series Uke, in both forms. About the only one who doesn't top Shin'ichi is Ran. And even then she's got her moments. -_-

Ever play the Uke game?
You find an uke, then find an uke from any series that would be on bottom to them. And then find an uke who'd bottom them. And an uke who'd bottom them. And an uke... you get the picture.

Think they're trying to find someone who'd bottom Shinji from Eva... The comment made was "even wet toilet paper could top him."
(can also flip it around and 'top the seme' instead. ^^;; )

The problem is that both Hakuba and Kuroba have uke tendancies, IMHO. Honestly can't picture Hakuba as seme all the time, they're both too competitive for that. So the wrestle for top is the funny part. But even then neither one is gonna be the passive uke type. (the phrase 'uke with a whip' doesn't fit either, but you know what I mean)

Heiji and Kaito in any combination is a dangerous thing, they're the 2 biggest clowns of the Aoyama boys!!! Can just see them when they get tired of rolling around ('gleefully switch' *giggles* ) deciding to grab one of the other two and having fun with them too. Take that as you will. ^__^

Speaking of those two, back to work on PYP (Kid's currently pointing a gun at Heiji, he's a little nervous) and now that 'parking in rear' layout looks really really bad... ~_~ (it follows me around, I swear)

-ICKA! the IMP

Re: *rolls*

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

... yeah, they would. "YOU got to be on top last time!" "...." "Come ON, Hakuba, be fair." ">_>;" "Dude, it's actually kind of fun." "..............." "*POUNCE*"

And then Heiji and Kaito ... oh, lord. "HEY, KUDO! HAKUBA!" "Bwah?" "*POUNCE* *POUNCE* IT'S ORGY TIIIME! XD XD XD" "I thought you hid the sugar, Kudo. DAMMIT, Kuroba, get OFF-- mmmph!" "I thought I did too -- BWAH?! HEIJI? WHAT THE HE--" "THIS IS *FUN*!!!! >3"

All and all, though, I think Hakuba tops most of the time, simply cos he's got more control issues than Kaito does. >_> Although I can so totally see KK announcing that Today We Learn Important Lessons About Not Being A Goddamn Control Freak.

... Augh. Bunnies. Go AWAY.

Re: *rolls*

[yaoinomiko.livejournal.com]

Control issues? Hehe....which is why I see Kaitou tying him up...or down...or maybe over things...and having lots of fun with the moaning and the panting and the handcuffs. Of course how they plan to get the grass stains out of their pants in my fic...I don't know yet. Sigh.

BTW...Icka...going to post the fic at fanficgathering....am NOT posting anything....yummy...where that creep can read it...so livejournal is out. Sorry.

Re: *rolls*

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

Fangathering? Where's that? *looks hopeful*

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

Kaito switchs? Well that explains alot, ne? LOL!!

MOrgan
I think a lot of the older animes have major Ukes for part of their hero team....I think it is cultural hehehehehehe

Test

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Can't really picture Kaito as an uke or a seme, in my head at least, he switches back and forth, leaning just a little bit more towards the uke side around Hakuba. Hakuba also has a tendancy to switch back and forth, so it works.

Seme-Uke Test:
http://kokoro.deep-ice.com/semeuke/

...we got 'Both', BTW. ^^;; same as 'swtich'.

-ICKA! the IMP

Re: Test

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

I can see that....took the test

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Are you a Seme or Uke (http://kokoro.deep-ice.com/semeuke/)?

And if this works like it is supposed to????? Let me post this and see.

Re: Test

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

figures no pic that I can see.....mutters... grr is it becasue I use Netscape??
Any who, I'm uke...not a big surprise there....wanted switch....explains my attraction to Alpha males, dangerous Alpha males ne?

O.o

[julineci.livejournal.com]

*blinksblinks*

Well, this is the first time I have thought of Shinichi as a uke...somehow, it just didn't register on me about him being either an uke or seme before...O.O Interesting thought that. And the *snickers* possibilities...*wicked grin*

*coughscoughs*

**hysterical giggles**

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Oh Dear. And NOW you've got me picturing all the uke-seme couples I can picture from all the anime I've watched grousing and arguing about "He is NOT a better uke than I am, dammit!! I'M FLEXIBLE!!!" Mmph! Y'all, this does NOT lead to productive work hours, I swear...

Hey, Icka? You know how sometimes when you take a job they set up an IRA account for you? And you know how it just sits there and sits there, getting fatter by teeny little increments? And you know how you move on to another job and *forget* about the little monster so that it more or less goes into hybernation, and the IRA company gleefully rubs their hands and whisper things like "another sucker forgot her money... more for us to invest, bwahahaha!!" Guess what I just found out about? **evil laughter** It ain't much, that's for damn sure, but I have my ticket-to-Japan-money! BWAHAHAHAH!!! I CAN GO! **does Ferret Dance of Joy all over creation, leaving big soggy footprints everywhere** Can't get to it for a while-- gonna let it sit until March, but I *have* it! Who says the gods don't provide?

Okay, soon-to-be-Ex-Husband: Eat THAT, will you? **extremely rude gesture**

Sorry! Just had to gloat! Am VERY happy!

Re: **hysterical giggles**

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*Does Happy Impish Dance of Glee!*
Whooo! Congratulations!!! ((HAPPY GLOMPS!))Wheee hee hee hee! Yay!

Yes, Voices find the mental picture of 2 ukes rolling around trying to be more passive than each other amusing. ^^;; So it's an extreme case but what ever.
The realisation that Kaito -does- do the splits in the manga doesn't help either with your "-dammit!! I'M FLEXIBLE!!!" line. ¬_¬
It may not contribute to productive work hours, but it does lead to more entertaining work hours, ne?
Speaking of work, have a new current joke of chanting "'You're Number One!" towards the screen, or troublesome order while giving it the bird. ^^ Very good stress relief.

((GLOMPS!))

-ICKA! the IMP