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[ickaimp]

Discovered structural flaw in human anatomy.
Big toenail pops off when struck just right with table leg.
This is a new pain. motherfucker

Comments

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

O_O Ouch. Just...friggin' ouch! *b-bandaids you with a quickness?*

[snotblossom.livejournal.com]

Ouchie! I lost my big toenail one time for no readily apparent reason and the nail bed was sensitive but not painful while it was growing back. Creepy.

[niennahirilfea.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Heal fast! :)

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

OWTCH. Poor Icka; yeah, I did that to my dad while helping move a couch when I was in my teens-- pushed it at the wrong time, hit his toe with the couch leg, and there was his toenail hanging by a shred of skin. **sympathy** Nothing to really do but tape the hell out of it and wait for it to grow back; it will. After it had stopped bleeding my dad kept a layer of two large band-aids with a thin piece of stiff plastic between them taped on his toe to keep it from getting painfully squashed while things regrew.

[wren-chan.livejournal.com]

Owowow! *hugstight*

If it's any comfort, your post came out rather like the English idea of tanka....

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

*Continues chorus of OWCH!!* o_O I recommend socks and advil. Feel better dear *snuggles*

[ytak.livejournal.com]

*winces* I can only imagine just how much that hurts.

[(Anonymous)]

Oogafuck. That sounds like when I dropped part of the fryer on my shin, invoked the f-word in cat, and used the hose on both my shin and the fryer. Or maybe when Joanne (a coworker) dropped the fryer on her finger, cutting and dislocating it.