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[ickaimp]

Discovered structural flaw in human anatomy.
Big toenail pops off when struck just right with table leg.
This is a new pain. motherfucker

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[ysabet.livejournal.com]

OWTCH. Poor Icka; yeah, I did that to my dad while helping move a couch when I was in my teens-- pushed it at the wrong time, hit his toe with the couch leg, and there was his toenail hanging by a shred of skin. **sympathy** Nothing to really do but tape the hell out of it and wait for it to grow back; it will. After it had stopped bleeding my dad kept a layer of two large band-aids with a thin piece of stiff plastic between them taped on his toe to keep it from getting painfully squashed while things regrew.