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Discovered structural flaw in human anatomy.
Big toenail pops off when struck just right with table leg.
This is a new pain. motherfucker

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[(Anonymous)]

Oogafuck. That sounds like when I dropped part of the fryer on my shin, invoked the f-word in cat, and used the hose on both my shin and the fryer. Or maybe when Joanne (a coworker) dropped the fryer on her finger, cutting and dislocating it.