[ficlet] DC: B.Ops Mail Box Pt Last

[ickaimp]

Thoughts on nicknames:
B.O. = Body Oder
B.Ops = Bops *whack* "Ow!"
B.Org = Borg "resiliance in floortile. your ass will be laminated."
B.S.(black syndicate) = Bull Shyte
D.S.(dark syndicate) = Drunk Sailors

... yeah. Can't win.
And I think this is the last of the oddness, thank fates.



From: Boss@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Changes
To increase our organization's and make it more consumer friendly, some minor changes are in the works.
First is a name change. From now on, we shalt be known as the 'Mighty Morphing Mysterious Black OPs', or 'MMMBOP' for short.
Second will be a costume change. Pick up your armour transformers in the weapons closet.
All operatives will now be known by the colour of clothing that they predominately wear.
Comments and/or complaints will be taken care of in a swift permanent manner.
Thank you for your cooperation.

From: Tango@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Clothing
>> All operatives will now be known by the colour of clothing that they predominately wear.

Does this mean that Tango will now be the Pink Member of Mmmbop? Tango does not like this. Tango thinks that it is unmanly and demeaning that Tango be the only pink one.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Changes
Please ignore the previous e-mail sent by 'Boss'. It was sent by someone playing a prank.
They will be dealt with shortly. Thank you.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
When the hell did the flamingo get his own account?!
Is Vodka taking his medication?

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org, Vodka@mysteriousblack.org, Tango@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tonight
Wanna come over and polish some silver? ; )

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org, Vodka@mysteriousblack.org, Tango@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Previous e-mail
I'm going to kill the son of a bitch who hacked my e-mail account.
Slowly.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Snake@mysteriousgrey.org
Re: 1412
I thought you killed him already!!!!!

From: Snake@mysteriousgrey.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: 1412
I did!!!
The damn bugger keeps coming back.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Name Change
Due to the on going attacks and a series of spam by an unknown hacker, further use of this e-mail server will be discontinued.
Thank you.

-fin-

Comments

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Icka, stop hacking the BO's e-mail. ;)

MMMBOP
XD That's my favorite. I'm sticking with BO because, well...I think they stink> XDDD Sorry, bad pun.

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

:: giggles madly ::

I suddenly had this image of Kid, Hakuba, Conan and Hattori all calling a temporary truce and snickering madly around a computer in Hakuba Labs.

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDDDD So who would do the hacking and who would leave which message? XDD

such a fun universe to play in

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

If you stick it in the SoG/TGZ universe, Hirokini-kun can hack it. ^___^

*giggles*

Re: such a fun universe to play in

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

:: giggles :: Exactally! And Kid would come up with it, Heiji would write it, Hakuba would suggest MMMBop.

And Conan would have Hirokini-kun make Tango an email account.

Re: such a fun universe to play in

[samcurt.livejournal.com]

Seriously analyzing... If Vermouth blames Kid, then SoG/TGZ would be the only appliable Ickan fandom. The rest is concurring above; we lack people of computer expertise in DC/MK-- or else we've to pull that guy (What's his name?) from Detective Academy Q or something.

[madd-trinity.livejournal.com]

B.Org --- That's funny as hell.

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDD

"I thought you killed him!"

"I did! He keeps coming back!"

*snickers like mad* And boy, do I love Tango. XDDD

Mmmbop *tries to stifle snickering* Icka, you're just wonderful.

More oddness, alas...

[uaekiwi.livejournal.com]

Could be worse, you could just list my degrees: B.S. (Bachelor of Science, or as above...), M.S. (More of the Same), Ph.D. (Piled Higher and Deeper).

[skyechan.livejournal.com]

(All the previous parts were great too; I'm just too lazy to comment on each individually :p )

MMMBOP. xD;; God, that's brilliant. That and "your ass will be laminated" is gonna be stuck in my head for a looong time. I can so picture the detectives plus Kaito hacking into the B.O.'s email system. xD

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

*snickers and dies*

GO KID, GO!!!

Take 3

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

Drat it. LJ ate my note. Again.

Lessee... B.Org has my vote! *snerk*

I can see Kaito, Conan, Heiji and Hakuba huddled around a computer snickering madly... For some reason I keep wanting to add in Akako. Brain is supplying that she is supplementing their computer skills with magic to aid with the hacking...

Might also fit into the PYP universe...?

On the other side of the emails...

[shiro-kaze-100.livejournal.com]

Aoko: Kaito, what're you doing?

Kaito: **closes laptop quickly** Nothing.