[ficlet] DC: B.Ops Mail Box Pt Last

[ickaimp]

Thoughts on nicknames:
B.O. = Body Oder
B.Ops = Bops *whack* "Ow!"
B.Org = Borg "resiliance in floortile. your ass will be laminated."
B.S.(black syndicate) = Bull Shyte
D.S.(dark syndicate) = Drunk Sailors

... yeah. Can't win.
And I think this is the last of the oddness, thank fates.



From: Boss@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Changes
To increase our organization's and make it more consumer friendly, some minor changes are in the works.
First is a name change. From now on, we shalt be known as the 'Mighty Morphing Mysterious Black OPs', or 'MMMBOP' for short.
Second will be a costume change. Pick up your armour transformers in the weapons closet.
All operatives will now be known by the colour of clothing that they predominately wear.
Comments and/or complaints will be taken care of in a swift permanent manner.
Thank you for your cooperation.

From: Tango@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Clothing
>> All operatives will now be known by the colour of clothing that they predominately wear.

Does this mean that Tango will now be the Pink Member of Mmmbop? Tango does not like this. Tango thinks that it is unmanly and demeaning that Tango be the only pink one.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Changes
Please ignore the previous e-mail sent by 'Boss'. It was sent by someone playing a prank.
They will be dealt with shortly. Thank you.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
When the hell did the flamingo get his own account?!
Is Vodka taking his medication?

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org, Vodka@mysteriousblack.org, Tango@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tonight
Wanna come over and polish some silver? ; )

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org, Vodka@mysteriousblack.org, Tango@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Previous e-mail
I'm going to kill the son of a bitch who hacked my e-mail account.
Slowly.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Snake@mysteriousgrey.org
Re: 1412
I thought you killed him already!!!!!

From: Snake@mysteriousgrey.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: 1412
I did!!!
The damn bugger keeps coming back.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Name Change
Due to the on going attacks and a series of spam by an unknown hacker, further use of this e-mail server will be discontinued.
Thank you.

-fin-