[ficlet] DC: B.Ops Mail Box

[ickaimp]

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Dress code.
Just a reminder, as an effort to boost morale, this Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day.
Show your Organization spirit and wear Hawaiian shirts.
Or else.

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Dress code.
-You're shitting me, right?

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
CC: Vodka@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Dress code.
Nope.
Orders from the Grand Pumba himself. Be a dear and follow through, would you? It'd be a hassle to train a replacement at this stage of the game.

Vodka, make sure he does, would you? Funds are authourized for new shirts, if you need to.
Or take one off someone in the street. I don't care.

From: Vodka@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org, Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Question about Dress Code
Does Tango need a hawaiian shirt too?

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
Who and or what is Tango?

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
That pink plastic flamingo that he's taken to carrying with him.
I TOLD you we needed to renew his medication.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
.... He has a Plastic Flamingo?
Named TANGO?
Please tell me it's not a member.

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
Yeah.
It's not as bad as it sounds.
Tango has a machine gun hidden inside him. Doubles as a billy club too.
He says it's cause 'It Takes Two to Tango'. I don't know.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
....
Right.
I'll see about a Psych evalutation for him too.

--continued--

Comments

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

Waves nurse's uniform....Tango's next costume.

[ladyorla.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

I wanna see Gin in a Hawaiian shirt!!!

[tdei.livejournal.com]

Hear, hear!

...for some reason, I think he'll feel/look like Franky (One Piece, current arc).

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Two to Tango...

Yeah, psyche evaluations good. And clearly overdue.

*snorted* Love Gin's correspondence. You're shitting me, right?

[mariechar.livejournal.com]

Hm...So there's Tango, Vodka.. what bout Gin? Don't it take Three to Tango? (references to gay movie on purpose)

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

%Hilarious% -^_^-

%is even more amused because it really reminds her of the mail system at the office where she has a summer job this year%

...

%needs to stop talking in third person%

Does anyone have an explanation for why Vodka is always wearing his glasses?

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Bad eyesight? o_O
Ooo... maybe he's hiding something under there... *cackles*

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Laser vision!

[ytak.livejournal.com]

I love Gin's comment on the dress code.

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

:: falls off couch loudly ::

This reminds me of a Harry Potter fic I read not long ago that consisted of correspondence between the characters in the form of e-mail.

And when I read about him asking about Tango, I immedialy screamed 'it takes two to Tango!' and giggled madly.

I think my mother's on the phone with my doctor...

[kosaginolegion.livejournal.com]

Nearly fell off the hotel bed and broke my computer, young lady. *snigger*

O_O

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*cackles madly* THAT needs illustrations! *snicker* Vodka and Gin in Hawaiian shirts, with Gin looking embarassed, Vodka carrying Tango and Vermouth hitting her head against a wall...

Re: O_O

[shiro-kaze-100.livejournal.com]

I'll drink to that! **grabs her sprite remix mixed with orange juice and takes a drink** That is definitely a needed illustration.