[ficlet] DC: B.Ops Mail Box

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From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Dress code.
Just a reminder, as an effort to boost morale, this Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day.
Show your Organization spirit and wear Hawaiian shirts.
Or else.

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Dress code.
-You're shitting me, right?

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
CC: Vodka@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Dress code.
Nope.
Orders from the Grand Pumba himself. Be a dear and follow through, would you? It'd be a hassle to train a replacement at this stage of the game.

Vodka, make sure he does, would you? Funds are authourized for new shirts, if you need to.
Or take one off someone in the street. I don't care.

From: Vodka@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org, Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Question about Dress Code
Does Tango need a hawaiian shirt too?

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
Who and or what is Tango?

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
That pink plastic flamingo that he's taken to carrying with him.
I TOLD you we needed to renew his medication.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
.... He has a Plastic Flamingo?
Named TANGO?
Please tell me it's not a member.

From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
Yeah.
It's not as bad as it sounds.
Tango has a machine gun hidden inside him. Doubles as a billy club too.
He says it's cause 'It Takes Two to Tango'. I don't know.

From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango
....
Right.
I'll see about a Psych evalutation for him too.

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