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Icka!: Incense is best says:
Hakuba: That's it! I'm locking you in the family Torture chamber!
Kaito: Your family has a torture chamber?
Hakuba: Yes.
*Drags Kaito off*
*Opens a door and pushes Kaito inside*
Kaito: ....
Kaito: It's a room.
Hakuba: Yes.
Kaito: Full of clocks.
Hakuba: Yes.
Kaito: Your family is obbessed with time, aren't they?
Hakuba: What was your first clue?
Kaito: Okay, so explain this... HOW is it a torture chamber?
Hakuba: Hear the ticking?
Kaito: Clearly.
Hakuba: Good. You can sit here and listen to it for the next 15 mintues.
Kaito: I know I'm gonna dread the answer, but what happens after 15 minutes?
Hakuba: It's the top of the hour.
Kaito: ....
Hakuba: And they ALL go off.
Kaito: Your family is very sick and twisted, y'know that?


Icka!: Stop me before I fic again says:
Hakuba: Quiet, or I shall mallet you over the head with a stuffed flamingo.
Kaito: ....
Katio: Okay, now I just wanna make noise just to see you do that...

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Poor Heiji

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Got the idea of 'death by books' from the Yu-Gi-Oh manga, where Yuugi gets a threat about 'Countless Letters will fall from the heavens and bring Disaster upon you'.

... and then the guy drops a couple of bookshelves on Yuugi. ~_~

Shin'ichi: Kudo Family Serect Assasination Attack! Death by Paper Cut!
Heiji: Oh, yeah? Hattori Family Takoyaki Counter Strike! *whaps opponent over the head with a Takoyaki pan*

Too much Naruto. ^^;; *Wanders off now*

Clockworth Death

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

**grin** Have to tell you about this..... One of my nephews has a penchant for practical jokes, and I once caught him setting all the display alarm clocks in a Walmart to go off 5 minutes apart. He was about 10 at the time, and after thinking about it for a few minutes I decided to not tell him mom and instead helped him set the rest of 'em. We hung around until the whole shebang started, then hightailed it out of the store and waited in the parking lot until the rest of the family came out.

I *am* a bad influence, aren't I? You should've seen what happened when I taught some of the OTHER nephews to eat cranberry sauce with a straw.....