May Day starts out with a Bang

[ickaimp]

Woke up this morning to Bob knocking the teapot off the counter and breaking it. *sighs* There's not a superstition about that is there-?

Yesterday was great fun as we put Rule 34 into some action. Gas Pump x Car Porn.
-It's all Megs and the Boss' fault.
"Get the nozzle in there deep. No, deeper. Okay, now pump it."
*fluids start gushing*
"How do I know when it's done?"
"It'll let you know."
We have come to the conclusion that the Gas Pump is a Gigolo Whore. As soon as it's done with one, it's moved on to depositing its fluids on to the next. Which then makes us all pimps.

Meanwhile, I was committing Squeegee x Windsheild porn. 'Oh yeah baby, I feel so dirty. Scrub me harder. Harder!'

M'sure I'll get some screams for this later, but eh. That's what keeps life entertaining, isn't it? ^___^

Ficcage: Magic Kaito - Passing Through

Comments

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...not touching the gas pump/car thing with a ten-foot-pole because a friend of mine has been poking me to write her some hot car-on-car OR car-on-plane action. I wish I was joking ^^;;

Poor teapot...

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

I told Icka she could do Speed Racer x Knight Rider pr0n with this. If I hadn't been the one driving, I think she would have through something at me. ^_____^

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I would have thrown something at you too. ^____________^

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

:P

Is Linda going to pick you up or do I need to head over there?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Rawr! I'd read it! *flees Icka's wrath*

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Why, Bob, why? What did our poor teapot ever do to you? **sigh** Time to buy a new one...

You have to give the Gas Pump credit for stamina, though; as soon as he's finished with one encounter, he's ready and willing for the next one no matter how long the line is. And while his prices have gone up, you just *know* that sooner or later you'll be stopping by and hooking up with him. You just can't resist a cheap fill thrill.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...that icon is hilariously appropriate.

[sekitx2.livejournal.com]

Note to self: do not read icka's posts at work while trying to eat lunch... co-workers trying to figure out why the food is going down the wrong way ^^;

Thanks for sharing!

No catnip for Bob today. Maybe his other methods of getting your attention weren't working?

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've learned that lesson, too.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Always happy to make people smile. Or splatter food all over their keyboards. Y'know. Either or. ^_____^

I'm waiting to see how many people think about this when they go to fill up their gastanks. >D

((SNuggles)) Naw, think Bob is still in the random cracked out teenage years. 9_9

[sekitx2.livejournal.com]

Splatters must be contained if at all possible as doesn't take much foreign material to destroy a PC keyboard... few drops of water will do it. Mac keyboard has survived much more food/beverage incidents ^^

I got gas tonight but the increased pimpage fees and not getting better tricks in exchange is making my wallet feeling more raped than satisfied. But you gotta give until it hurts.

cracked out teenage Might need to add drunken.

I posted a sexy Conan guys pic other night.

[ytak.livejournal.com]

I don't think there are any superstitions regarding a cat breaking a teapot.

Along that note, all cars would be female. Most planes would be female, too. Except for those refuling planes. They're bi.

[bigdee.livejournal.com]

People who anthropomorphise their cars tend to think of them as female, too - guess it's like all ships being referred to as 'she'. Even ships like the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (http://www.eisenhower.navy.mil/).

[ytak.livejournal.com]

That's in Western culture. I've learned Russians refer to their ships as "he."

[bigdee.livejournal.com]

That'd make quite a lot of sense, especially with ships that have names like "Dwight"...

[ytak.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure why we refer to ships as "she," no matter the name. And I don't have enough time to look up a possible reason right now.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Possibly so that when people say that they're 'Married to the Ship', there's no homosexual overtones?

[ytak.livejournal.com]

At least for the men who work on the ships. XD

[bigdee.livejournal.com]

Rule 34 seems to be applicable to slash as well, unfortunately. If any two characters exist, then slash fanfic exists somewhere on the internet. Case in point: the other year, someone bet that there would not be slash of Captain Picard and Rupert Giles. It took me two quick Yahoo searches to find some.

Not recommended.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*Laughs* ^_________^

The phrase I have seen is "Slashers are Why Fandom Can't Have Nice Things."