May Day starts out with a Bang

[ickaimp]

Woke up this morning to Bob knocking the teapot off the counter and breaking it. *sighs* There's not a superstition about that is there-?

Yesterday was great fun as we put Rule 34 into some action. Gas Pump x Car Porn.
-It's all Megs and the Boss' fault.
"Get the nozzle in there deep. No, deeper. Okay, now pump it."
*fluids start gushing*
"How do I know when it's done?"
"It'll let you know."
We have come to the conclusion that the Gas Pump is a Gigolo Whore. As soon as it's done with one, it's moved on to depositing its fluids on to the next. Which then makes us all pimps.

Meanwhile, I was committing Squeegee x Windsheild porn. 'Oh yeah baby, I feel so dirty. Scrub me harder. Harder!'

M'sure I'll get some screams for this later, but eh. That's what keeps life entertaining, isn't it? ^___^

Ficcage: Magic Kaito - Passing Through