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[ickaimp]

So, to help explain 'Rule 34' "if it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions" to Ysabet, I headed over to Encyclopedia Dramatica to read 'The Rules of the Internet' to her.

.... I really need to stop perusing ED. Especially when it brings up interesting bits like:

New Zealand Fail Guy.

The picture was taken 6 blocks straight down the street from where I used to live in Christchurch. (dude, what happened to the Coffee Culture? I'm not seeing it)

No idea what was going on, don't recognising anyone, but then I've always been better at places instead of faces, so to speak. ....Unless the Kiwis on my f-list know who they are-? #^^#

So, for those of you who are not interested in internet memes: Cartoon S&M Cow Milking.


Ficcage: The Grey Agency - Chapter 7, Veils and Bombs

Comments

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Hmm; okay, I'll buy that. But one of porn's more valuable and attractive attributes is its shock-value and the breaking of boundaries; when you create porn of something that's already porn, would you need to go the other direction to make it shock-worthy? As in, a nonsexual version of the Overfiend stuff? (Wow, I just imagined a scene with a bunch of the characters standing around looking very, very bored. Not much to do in that case, considering that the plot was about 2% of the entire thing.)

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

You could write non-sexual, non-violent fic of a hentai or porn flick just as easily as you can write schmoopy romance for a shounen retard anime. (I'm not entirely sure how, but it must be possible. Rule anti-34 or something.) However, you cannot by any means call it porn -- since porn is defined by sexual content -- or expect it to have shock value (except by way of "omgwtf did we see the same show who are these people", as illustrated by PyramidHead fluff and the rants about it on lj comms).

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

XD So-- what WOULD you call anti-porn? nrop? norp? I kind of like 'Norp'. **amused**

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Gen. *deadpan*

No, I would really call it Rule 43, except it turns out that one is "Hahaha disregard that, I suck cocks" which is entirely against the point. Maybe Rule 4:30?

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

No, Rule 4:30 is "Nobody does any work at this point of the day, because in a half hour we get to go home."

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Huh, thought it would be something like "Rule 4:30, because if we can't fuck yet neither can anybody else".

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

**snicker** Well, but I'm at work. Going home sounds way more attractive right now than anything else. >_>...

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

So when's "we can't fuck yet so neither can anybody else"?

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

*During* work, I'd think, unless the people involved have keys to the storage room.