What... The... FRACK?

[ickaimp]

Okay... so the kids I watch have a game based off a movie, called 'Barnyard'.

So... um... I haven't seen the movie. I know it's PG-rated, I know it's animated and I know it's about animals in a barn. Okay.

... the male cows have udders. ._. so do the female cows

They ride bikes too. Udders. And bike seats. o_o

And in the game, one of the things the (male) character does is go running around squirting other characters with white stuff. He arches his back towards them as he does so. One of the main characters, Otis (?) comments "Ew! Gross! I hate it when you do that!" as you're spraying white stuff all over his udders.

dot. dot. dot.

Evidently, one of the things you can also do is get money to buy clothing accessories, refreshments and stuff to decorate the barn/night club.

Watching the kids, the first thing they went for was a 'Mechanical Human'. Instead of a 'bucking bronco', you have a bent-over constipated looking bucking mechanical human with a cow riding on it's back. A male cow. With the udders flapping. Shouting 'Ye-haw'.

*covers eyes and whimpers*

Please tell me it's not just me.

Comments

[impfics.livejournal.com]

No worries, is actually a very innocent game, PG rating and all that. I would have told you otherwise.

It's just the udders and taking stuff out of context I think. I kinda seriously have to wonder about the creators and if they really THOUGHT about exactly what they were doing.

and I do not wanna think about udders = cows with pink cthulu penises, thank you