What... The... FRACK?

[ickaimp]

Okay... so the kids I watch have a game based off a movie, called 'Barnyard'.

So... um... I haven't seen the movie. I know it's PG-rated, I know it's animated and I know it's about animals in a barn. Okay.

... the male cows have udders. ._. so do the female cows

They ride bikes too. Udders. And bike seats. o_o

And in the game, one of the things the (male) character does is go running around squirting other characters with white stuff. He arches his back towards them as he does so. One of the main characters, Otis (?) comments "Ew! Gross! I hate it when you do that!" as you're spraying white stuff all over his udders.

dot. dot. dot.

Evidently, one of the things you can also do is get money to buy clothing accessories, refreshments and stuff to decorate the barn/night club.

Watching the kids, the first thing they went for was a 'Mechanical Human'. Instead of a 'bucking bronco', you have a bent-over constipated looking bucking mechanical human with a cow riding on it's back. A male cow. With the udders flapping. Shouting 'Ye-haw'.

*covers eyes and whimpers*

Please tell me it's not just me.

Comments

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

NOpe, it still gives me the shudders...head desk

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

The udders give you the shudders? ...my apologies, Morgan, I just had to say that. Yeah, it makes my head hurt too. o__O

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

You just couldn't resist the rhyme could you? LOL. And you know I do know what bulls look like, no udders, huge balls unless an ox but ya know male stuff.