[fic] TGZ: Ducks

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My brain kinda broke down on our trip home from Faire and we started wondering just how Scrooge McDuck and Donald Duck are related to Huey, Dewey and Louie if they're both the boy's uncles and Scrooge is also Donald's uncle.
... From there it went to Bus Butts...
-Scrooge is their Great-Uncle, Huey, Dewey and Louie's Mom was Donald's twin sister, Della. Donald and his sister Della's Mom is Scrooge's youngest sister, Hortense.
As far as Huey, Dewey and Louie's Dad (Daisy Duck's Brother), evidently he was sent to hospital after the kids stuck a firecracker under his chair and hasn't been heard from since.
^___^

Tonight's other interesting random research was Ancient Egyptian Porn.

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"Where are we going NOW?" Kaito groaned as he peered out from under his arm, which he had slung over his eyes to block the light. The bus jolted him from side to side as it travelled down the road, occasionally jostling him into Saguru.

"Not sure yet." Saguru commented blandly. He looked tired too.

"Just so long as the people look reasonably normal this time." Kaito groused, sliding his arm back down and covering his vision. "If I see another duck..."

"I would have thought you would have liked that Darkwing character in St. Canard." Saguru commented mildly. "Same retro fashion sense."

"Oh ha bloody ha." He had to stop saying that. Britian had not been good for his speech patterns. "Did you see his gun? And the opening speach? And what was up with 'Suck Gas, Evildoers'?"

"Or the pilot and the two small children that followed him around." Although the term 'pilot' was used loosely in this case.

"I just wondered where he got all that gas from." Kaito shifted in his seat, trying to keep his legs from fallling asleep. "Eat a lot of beans? And besides, he had a cape."

"No capes." Saguru agreed.

"No capes." Kaito paused. "Well, except Kid's. But that's actually a hangglider, so it doesn't count."

Saguru wisely changed the subject. They'd had that arguement many times before. "So what about that hero in Duckburg?"

"He was more obnixious than the Darkwing guy." Kaito muttered.

"You're just mad that when he got flustered and pushed all the buttons on his suit that he started throwing fish." There was just a touch of smugness in Saguru's tone.

Kaito swung the hand that wasn't covering his face out, smacking Saguru in the chest. The blond chuckled. "But yes, the posturing and blathering was rather annoying. What was his name again? Roboduck?"

"Gizmoduck." Kaito supplied. "Guards Scrooge McDuck's money bin. He's the Wealthiest Duck in the World."

"Don't tell me you-"

"No."

"Good."

They lapsed into silence again. "Ducks?" Saguru questioned, as if he couldn't quite believe it himself.

"Whole towns of them." Kaito agreed. "Where are we going now?"

There was some rustling as Saguru pulled a map out of his pocket and looked at it. "Mouseton."

Kaito lifted his arm up again to peer at Saguru. "You're kidding."

"Nope." Saguru put the map back in his pocket. "We're stopping at Spoonerville first."

"Spoonerville?"

The bus rumbled to a stop, the bus driver shouting for Spoonerville.

Yup. Spoonerville.

Just so long as it was anything but ducks. Not that he had anything against ducks. It was just kinda creepy to be like giant ape-faced creatures surrounded by cities filled with ducks. Even if they were friendly ducks. Well, mostly friendly anyway.

"C'mon, Maxie!" A cheerful called, voice cracking slightly on the last syllable. "We're gonna be late for Mickey's picnic! A-Hyuck!"

"Coming Dad." A much younger voice called. "Of all the days for the car to break down..."

"Dogs?" Saguru mused out loud. "Beagles?"

Kaito firmly put his arm back over his eyes. "I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm not looking..."

Well, at least it wasn't ducks.

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Darkwing Duck, Ducktales and Goof Troop and any other chararacters mentioned are property of Disney. No money is being made, used without permission.

DARKWING LOVE! XD

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