[fic] TGZ: Ducks
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ickaimpMy brain kinda broke down on our trip home from Faire and we started wondering just how Scrooge McDuck and Donald Duck are related to Huey, Dewey and Louie if they're both the boy's uncles and Scrooge is also Donald's uncle.
... From there it went to Bus Butts...
-Scrooge is their Great-Uncle, Huey, Dewey and Louie's Mom was Donald's twin sister, Della. Donald and his sister Della's Mom is Scrooge's youngest sister, Hortense.
As far as Huey, Dewey and Louie's Dad (Daisy Duck's Brother), evidently he was sent to hospital after the kids stuck a firecracker under his chair and hasn't been heard from since.
^___^
Tonight's other interesting random research was Ancient Egyptian Porn.
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"Where are we going NOW?" Kaito groaned as he peered out from under his arm, which he had slung over his eyes to block the light. The bus jolted him from side to side as it travelled down the road, occasionally jostling him into Saguru.
"Not sure yet." Saguru commented blandly. He looked tired too.
"Just so long as the people look reasonably normal this time." Kaito groused, sliding his arm back down and covering his vision. "If I see another duck..."
"I would have thought you would have liked that Darkwing character in St. Canard." Saguru commented mildly. "Same retro fashion sense."
"Oh ha bloody ha." He had to stop saying that. Britian had not been good for his speech patterns. "Did you see his gun? And the opening speach? And what was up with 'Suck Gas, Evildoers'?"
"Or the pilot and the two small children that followed him around." Although the term 'pilot' was used loosely in this case.
"I just wondered where he got all that gas from." Kaito shifted in his seat, trying to keep his legs from fallling asleep. "Eat a lot of beans? And besides, he had a cape."
"No capes." Saguru agreed.
"No capes." Kaito paused. "Well, except Kid's. But that's actually a hangglider, so it doesn't count."
Saguru wisely changed the subject. They'd had that arguement many times before. "So what about that hero in Duckburg?"
"He was more obnixious than the Darkwing guy." Kaito muttered.
"You're just mad that when he got flustered and pushed all the buttons on his suit that he started throwing fish." There was just a touch of smugness in Saguru's tone.
Kaito swung the hand that wasn't covering his face out, smacking Saguru in the chest. The blond chuckled. "But yes, the posturing and blathering was rather annoying. What was his name again? Roboduck?"
"Gizmoduck." Kaito supplied. "Guards Scrooge McDuck's money bin. He's the Wealthiest Duck in the World."
"Don't tell me you-"
"No."
"Good."
They lapsed into silence again. "Ducks?" Saguru questioned, as if he couldn't quite believe it himself.
"Whole towns of them." Kaito agreed. "Where are we going now?"
There was some rustling as Saguru pulled a map out of his pocket and looked at it. "Mouseton."
Kaito lifted his arm up again to peer at Saguru. "You're kidding."
"Nope." Saguru put the map back in his pocket. "We're stopping at Spoonerville first."
"Spoonerville?"
The bus rumbled to a stop, the bus driver shouting for Spoonerville.
Yup. Spoonerville.
Just so long as it was anything but ducks. Not that he had anything against ducks. It was just kinda creepy to be like giant ape-faced creatures surrounded by cities filled with ducks. Even if they were friendly ducks. Well, mostly friendly anyway.
"C'mon, Maxie!" A cheerful called, voice cracking slightly on the last syllable. "We're gonna be late for Mickey's picnic! A-Hyuck!"
"Coming Dad." A much younger voice called. "Of all the days for the car to break down..."
"Dogs?" Saguru mused out loud. "Beagles?"
Kaito firmly put his arm back over his eyes. "I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm not looking..."
Well, at least it wasn't ducks.
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Darkwing Duck, Ducktales and Goof Troop and any other chararacters mentioned are property of Disney. No money is being made, used without permission.
DARKWING LOVE! XD
... From there it went to Bus Butts...
-Scrooge is their Great-Uncle, Huey, Dewey and Louie's Mom was Donald's twin sister, Della. Donald and his sister Della's Mom is Scrooge's youngest sister, Hortense.
As far as Huey, Dewey and Louie's Dad (Daisy Duck's Brother), evidently he was sent to hospital after the kids stuck a firecracker under his chair and hasn't been heard from since.
^___^
Tonight's other interesting random research was Ancient Egyptian Porn.
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"Where are we going NOW?" Kaito groaned as he peered out from under his arm, which he had slung over his eyes to block the light. The bus jolted him from side to side as it travelled down the road, occasionally jostling him into Saguru.
"Not sure yet." Saguru commented blandly. He looked tired too.
"Just so long as the people look reasonably normal this time." Kaito groused, sliding his arm back down and covering his vision. "If I see another duck..."
"I would have thought you would have liked that Darkwing character in St. Canard." Saguru commented mildly. "Same retro fashion sense."
"Oh ha bloody ha." He had to stop saying that. Britian had not been good for his speech patterns. "Did you see his gun? And the opening speach? And what was up with 'Suck Gas, Evildoers'?"
"Or the pilot and the two small children that followed him around." Although the term 'pilot' was used loosely in this case.
"I just wondered where he got all that gas from." Kaito shifted in his seat, trying to keep his legs from fallling asleep. "Eat a lot of beans? And besides, he had a cape."
"No capes." Saguru agreed.
"No capes." Kaito paused. "Well, except Kid's. But that's actually a hangglider, so it doesn't count."
Saguru wisely changed the subject. They'd had that arguement many times before. "So what about that hero in Duckburg?"
"He was more obnixious than the Darkwing guy." Kaito muttered.
"You're just mad that when he got flustered and pushed all the buttons on his suit that he started throwing fish." There was just a touch of smugness in Saguru's tone.
Kaito swung the hand that wasn't covering his face out, smacking Saguru in the chest. The blond chuckled. "But yes, the posturing and blathering was rather annoying. What was his name again? Roboduck?"
"Gizmoduck." Kaito supplied. "Guards Scrooge McDuck's money bin. He's the Wealthiest Duck in the World."
"Don't tell me you-"
"No."
"Good."
They lapsed into silence again. "Ducks?" Saguru questioned, as if he couldn't quite believe it himself.
"Whole towns of them." Kaito agreed. "Where are we going now?"
There was some rustling as Saguru pulled a map out of his pocket and looked at it. "Mouseton."
Kaito lifted his arm up again to peer at Saguru. "You're kidding."
"Nope." Saguru put the map back in his pocket. "We're stopping at Spoonerville first."
"Spoonerville?"
The bus rumbled to a stop, the bus driver shouting for Spoonerville.
Yup. Spoonerville.
Just so long as it was anything but ducks. Not that he had anything against ducks. It was just kinda creepy to be like giant ape-faced creatures surrounded by cities filled with ducks. Even if they were friendly ducks. Well, mostly friendly anyway.
"C'mon, Maxie!" A cheerful called, voice cracking slightly on the last syllable. "We're gonna be late for Mickey's picnic! A-Hyuck!"
"Coming Dad." A much younger voice called. "Of all the days for the car to break down..."
"Dogs?" Saguru mused out loud. "Beagles?"
Kaito firmly put his arm back over his eyes. "I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm not looking..."
Well, at least it wasn't ducks.
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Darkwing Duck, Ducktales and Goof Troop and any other chararacters mentioned are property of Disney. No money is being made, used without permission.
DARKWING LOVE! XD
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Date: 2006-02-08 12:51 pm (UTC)Egyptian Porn. A certain thundering deity was fascinated and will probably need to be sent to his room after that one.
Fic. Just wait until they pass thru Hanna Barbera world.... *snigger*
Hey! Mystery Machine. Don't forget that in the explorations of America!
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Date: 2006-02-08 08:41 pm (UTC)The Egyptian thing is Po'e's fault, there was a question of if Homosexuality was accepted by Ancient Egyptians and ended up stumbling across that. ^^;; My luck is weird.
Hmm... Will hafta do Scooby Doo sometime, you're right, that's just too easy. Now have this mental image of Saguru and Kaito hitchhiking and Saguru telling Kaito to flash a little leg...
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Date: 2006-02-08 08:55 pm (UTC)As far as homosexuality in ancient Egypt, I know of only one myth involving it (I believe I mentioned it during a recent chat session) where Horus turned the tables on Set. If that's the general view, then being Top=okay. Being bottom or giving head=not so okay, or at least unmans the bottom, somehow. Sort of like Anne McCaffrey's TentPeg theory, I think. *winces*
Wanna see pic of the leg shot. *snigger*
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Date: 2006-02-08 09:15 pm (UTC)Course the question is... is Kaito dressed as a guy or a girl? ~_^
Yeah, Po'e pointed out that story as well. Also found this story as well (http://www.egyptology.com/niankhkhnum%5Fkhnumhotep/).
From what I understand about one of the Arab relgions (blanking on which one and Doc doesn't know, but it was an interesting question to ask him as he's first staggering down the stairs in search of breakfast/coffee) gay sex is acceptable, as long as you're on top. Being on bottom isn't tolerated. o_O
Eh.
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Date: 2006-02-08 09:23 pm (UTC)Yes.
Yeah, Po'e pointed out that story as well. Also found this story as well.
Fascinating. I notice that the official explanation is that they were brothers, but one has to wonder.
I'm not sure whether to feel sorry for Doc or giggle. Is the 'not tolerated' outright "Go kill yourself now" or, "You are not a man" type not tolerated, I wonder?
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Date: 2006-02-08 09:46 pm (UTC)Yeah, I'm kinda wondering about that as well.
but different cultures do have different body languages that are acceptable. Like in Germany, linking arms while walking and talking if you're friends. While if you tried that in America, you'd get weird looks.
Eh, think Doc is getting used to it. If I have a question or a line of quiery, I generally don't have much tact going about getting an answer. ^__^
Um... as for the 'not tolerated', think the answer is 'yes'.
Did a quick search on homosexuality and Islam, people still get killed for being homosexual, but the reason doesn't seem to be because of the sex itself, but because of people careing for the other partner. Sex is supposed to be about domination, not equality or some sort o_O
This is why fic is fun, lots of research in various directions. ^___^ Learning!
Hey, if you've got the time, pop into MSN?
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Date: 2006-02-08 05:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 08:46 pm (UTC)((GLOMPHUGGLES Mati!))
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Date: 2006-02-08 07:04 pm (UTC)~_^
Date: 2006-02-08 08:48 pm (UTC)Re: ~_^
Date: 2006-02-09 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 08:50 pm (UTC)But now we're wondering if Kid's gonna start having an opening speach, other than 'Ladies and Gentlemen!!' o_O
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Date: 2006-02-08 08:48 pm (UTC)Is that a peach hybrid? ^_~
Poor, poor Kaito. He must have one heck of a headache.
I think I've been corrupted after seeing that Egyptian porn. What's worse, is that I think it gave me a plot bunny. I told you that you are a plot bunny breeder!
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Date: 2006-02-08 08:56 pm (UTC)Yeah. Think the ducks kinda strained something.
Sorry bout the plunny. Can't really seem to control those. #^^#
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Date: 2006-02-08 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 11:53 pm (UTC)XD *this* zany comment comes to mind...
"Duck Duck GOOSED!!"
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:02 am (UTC)BECKY!!!!
There was no grabbing of asses, thank you very much!
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Date: 2006-02-09 06:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 06:34 am (UTC)Now wiping off the monitor, thanks so very much. *snerk*