Two News Reports that Should Not Go Together.

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First News Report:
Massive Massacres, Torture, Death, lots of blood, pain, gore and dismemberment.

Second News Report:
Choosing a good sasuage for the holydays!

So... just what are these sasuages made of again?
Geh.

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**shudders** I remember that there was a quote somewhere about "anyone who is fond of sausages or justice should never watch either one being made." So long as I don't find fingernails or suchlike in 'em, I think I'll expect ANYTHING in sausages. 'Long Pig' might be the least of my worries (I wonder if sausage glows in the dark?)