Aunty Icka Ramble

[ickaimp]

For the past two Christmas seasons, there have been two things we have done that hadn't been a part of our holiday traditons before.

One: Had the song "Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, but I think I'll miss this one this year." Stuck in our heads on pretty much an endless loop for the whole month.
Two: Drawn themed nekkid anime characters. Last year was hats, the year before that was ribbons.

I am hoping that this year, we can avoid both. Because once is an accident, twice is a coincidence and three times something is out to get you, or it has become a holiday tradition.
And that's just scary. Besides, what would decorate people with? Wreaths?!

And in other news, I now have a viking dress. The outer dress at least. We have a SCA feast on Saterday to attend. ^__^
However, since I don't have broaches to hold the dress up, (no, will not use the giant metal bowls, I don't care how well they'd fit) will probably use the 'YES! These Are Real.' and 'My Corn has Tentacles' (thanks, po'e!) pins to hold the dress up. And to hear the shrieks of 'But those aren't period!!!
They may not be period, but they are damn amusing. ^___^

And simply cannot get over just how much faster it is to make garb on a sewing machine than by hand. o_o

Stolen from nicodeamos
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -good or bad- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[tdei.livejournal.com]

>D Wreathes! What about bows? Or... tags. You know, those tags on Xmas gifts? Maybe Xmas cards? ::waggles eyebrows::

::huggle:: ^^

[tdei.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the meme. XD ... >D

The most fun image I remember of you has to be that one night during Y-Con when we and a bunch of our friends decided to go on a random outing to a gay bar and you dressed as a very convincing (and beauteous, hot, sexy, majestic, etc.) BDSM dominatrix (with horns) and herded a bunch of your guy friends (some of which were in the Auction) around with the got-yaoi? bat and toy duckies ♥

[tdei.livejournal.com]

I mean, and rubber octopi. O =)

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure if that counts, considering a lot of my male friends are in the Y-con bishi auction every year, they do visit the gay bars and I wear horns there... ^^;;

Points for the BDSM dominatrix part! *howls with laughter* XD XD XD

BTW, speaking of Y-con, blaming you partly for the YGO fic. If you and Ryuutchi hadn't randomly come up and asked if I was gonna work on it at last year's Y-con, prolly wouldn't still be working on it.

((Huggles Tdei)) Thank you.

[tdei.livejournal.com]

The best BS has bits of verisimilitude implied in it, ohoho! ;D

It's true I hung out with you at YCon that one time and I know some of your buds were in the Auction, but~~

I was mostly haggard on that trip, so I didn't go on any outings while I was there. ^^; Too bad, I wished I got to look around SF... I have never set foot in a gay bar (but hope to sometime). I haven't actually mingled that much, so I haven't hung with you while you were entertaining a bunch of your friends. That would be fun though, if some of the ones I know through reputation/online where there too.

:D! You would make a truly gorgeous and stunning dom. ;D ::kisses the knuckles of your hand::

:D!! Ooo, I get to be blamed for a plunnie, omg, yay!! *^^* ::poings:: Saw the new cont. part today too and I luuuuffle it. *^^* ::hug!:: Gogogo! Send my squishy love to Mati for encouraging you on more. >D

::GLOMPS:: Thanks? :O (For what?) You're welcome? XD Thank you! You're awesome! *^^* ♥♥♥

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

Mwaha. XD Yay. I get fics!

[sleepyhowie.livejournal.com]

*looks at Meme* Fake, eh?

Well, remember that one time back in junior high when we were debating with each other who is the sexier detective: Shinichi or Heiji? Yeah. And then you got all pissed off and screamed "SAGURU!!!" And a bunch of people stared at you funny, then you got all upset and went home and wrote a bunch of crack fics about Hakuba taking over the world and making Shinich and Heiji his minions and all that. Where was Kid? I don't know, but I guess you locked him up in a cupboard somewhere and made him the official sex slave or something. Yeah.

...okay, I feel lame now = =.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

And then you got all pissed off and screamed "SAGURU!!!" And a bunch of people stared at you funny, then you got all upset and went home and wrote a bunch of crack fics about Hakuba

You mean that didn't happen?

Hakuba taking over the world and locked Kid up in a cupboard somewhere and made him the official sex slave or something. Yeah.

*blinks*
Um... actually, half tempted to write that now... ^____^

*cackles manically*

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

WRITE IT! WRITE IT! **Ysabet puts on 'Professional Bad Influence'hat and beams at Icka** He'd make a great Official Sex Slave; betcha he'd insist on some sort of uniform (though the gods only know what it'd look like).

Fic, dammit.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Hakuba slung an arm around Kuroba's shoulders. "I've decided."

"Oh?" Kuroba wasn't sure if he yell and run in a panic or not. Hakuba usually wasn't one for randomly draping himself across people's shoulders. "Decided what?"

"That I can't let Koizumi take over the world." The really scary part was that the detective sounded completely rational about it. "I'm going to have to do it before she does."

"Take over the world?"

"Yes." The blond nodded.

"And... you want me to help you?" Kuroba ventured. Hakuba was still draped over him, so it seemed like the logical conclusion.

"Actually, I need to make sure that Koizumi can't get her hands on you." Hakuba assured him. "So therefore I was thinking locking you in a cupboard where she can't reach you and using you as a sex slave when the whim takes me."

"...." Kuroba thought it over. Yet again, the detective sounded completely sane. "Do I get a uniform?"

"Do you want a uniform?" Hakuba questioned, only slightly surprised. "You could wear your Kid suit. Does that count as a uniform."

"I suppose it does." Kuroba admitted. "All right then."

"Excellent. Do you mind if I ravish you now?"

"And then take over the world?"

Hakuba shrugged. "Or we could do that first. Your call."

"Ravishing now is fine." Kuroba assured him. "Shall we?"

"All right then."

And so they did.

-fin-

Re: Fic, dammit.

[sleepyhowie.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, what have I done? @@" Icka!ficcage, that's what!!

Re: Fic, dammit.

[(Anonymous)]

....wow....... **does Happy Dance**

THANK you! Hey, do you suppose Hakuba'd hire on an Equal Opportunity basis, once he gets set up ruling the world and all?

Re: Fic, dammit.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Ysabet, you worry me. ^^;

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

Something absolutely fake? ^_^ Hmm.....

:D You and I talking about cosplaying Suikoden. Together. At Anime North. In Canada. May 2006.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

That acutally sounds really cool. ^_____^ ((Huggles!))

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

xD Oho! But someday, really, I am going to succeed in getting more ppl to play video games and share the joy of my favorite series. Someday... *shakes fist in the air*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

M'not much of a gamer, but a lot of my friends are, so I get familiar with them by hanging out and watching them play.
That's how I know the various FF so well. And some others... o_O

Is always surprising how people's personalities change when they game! XD

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

Lamer than sleepinghowie, yup. ^_^ I can try again.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

No, nobody's lame.
But feel free to make up as many stories as you want, this is supposed to be fun!

[faerydragonet.livejournal.com]

Remember, one summer at when we were still going to El Co. I think you just turned eighteen and you told me that you were bored and you ask me what to do for fun. I said you know I have been a bit countrified and my idea fun is rather aggie. You were up to it, so, we went cow tipping at 2 am and after the sun comes up we went caymen dipping in Machado Lake at the Harbor Regional Park. Caymen dipping is skinny dipping in a lake infested with caymens if you remember.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*howls!*
((Huggles Nancy!))

I wanna try that some time, cow tipping...
does anyone know if it's really as fun as the rumour say?

[ladyblue42.livejournal.com]

I've never tried it, but I would imagine the cows don't enjoy it too much. Whereas I suspect that the caymans enjoy cayman dipping.

Cow Tipping

[faerydragonet.livejournal.com]

When I was growing up in Santa Maria. I had a lot of tips from my friends whom had cow tipped. Best time is 2am cause the bulls are really asleep. Tip the bulls, not the cows. You will know the difference when you come up to one, even if they got dehorned. Poke a sleeping creature on the board side of their body and they will fall over like a cardboard. Where upon a farmer at 4am will have to use a pickup truck to untip a cow.

[ladyblue42.livejournal.com]

There was that one time we went crusing Miracle Mile on a Saturday night and you were mooning all the cute guys that we passed.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Hot damn, that sounds like fun! XD

((Huggles Gail))

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was thinking of wrapping paper. Or tape. XD Tinsle?

Made up story, eh? I met you! (that was easy)

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Stratigically placed potted plants? ^^;;

*snickers*
Actually, don't count it out. We have been to AnimeFest in Dallas before and wouldn't mind doing it again.
That's actually how we met Ysabet for the first time! XD

((Huggles ytak!))

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Asembling a fake christmas tree and the parts are strategically placed?

Actually, I have only been to A-kon. I have plans to go again this next year. I met dogmatix this past one there. ^_^

((huggles back))

[acechan.livejournal.com]

Yay sewing machines!

And let's see...Do you remember that time that we were talking late at night in that diner and decided that we should try to take over world via the power of bishounen-fueled mind-control rays? Man, that was a blast until the feds hunted us down.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

The Feds hunted us down because they were jealous that we had all the bishies!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
THE PLAN WORKS!!!

*ahem*
Yup. Definately yay sewing machines.
*is currently running around in a long white shift, feeling like a Monty Python routine*

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Besides, what would decorate people with? Wreaths?! **mournful look** But what would Christmas be without a plethora (or even just one) of nekkid people? Which I, personally, would decorate with ornaments. BIG ornaments. Or possibly oversized candy-canes, in Shinichi, Kaito and Hakuba's cases... **snerk**

A memory, huh? Hey Icka, do you remember that time I found that baby gila monster when we went hiking down on the San Pedro and I took it home to raise? Cute little bugger; I named it Pepe Le Pew, remember? Wish you could see Pepe now-- I didn't know gila monsters GOT that big! But I had to move him out onto the back porch; he was scaring the cats. Had to get a bigger cage too, one with a lot of room, since the critter started growing those wings I told you about last week. Are gila monsters supposed to be able to fly? And the fire breathing, what's up with that? **headscratch**

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

but see the problem with candy canes and wreaths is WHAT do you hang them on? *leer* *leer*

Um... Ysabet? That's a Monster alright, but that's no Gila Monster... o_O

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm; guess that explains why Pepe roars every time I say the word "Tokyo".

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Also, mentioned to you that England was protesting to the Haka?
Someone came up with make your own Lion's Haka, based on classic English moves.

http://www.skivedomain.com/sure/laka/?id=2

have fun!

[luriko-ysabeth.livejournal.com]

Memories, ah, yes. I remember when you began posting that awesome genderswitched Meiji-era Detective Conan AU, with illustrations, yet; and I offered to bear your children, beta your stories, or cosplay as Hakuba Tan if it would in some small measure repay you (well, as O-Tan if I could work out patterns for the dress and find someplace that would sell me a corset), and that somehow led to us spending three days on e.mail tag discussing the difficulties of finding clothing designed to fit curves flatteringly.

And then your inspiration for that epic deserted you just after that dreadful cliffhanger right when Edogawa Ann-chan had realized that Heiko's kidnapping was bait in a trap just too late to keep Toyama Kazuma and Mouri Shirato from charging into it after her, so you started writing One Piece/Naruto crossover drabbles instead.

(And aren't sewing machines WONDERFUL? Every household should have one.)

[kasuchi]

Remember that one time when you drove down to my place? And we terrorized the suburban paradisio that my neighbors live in? I'm pretty sure we made a NC-17 chalk drawing in the middle of the road that was like four parked cars large. Lemme just say that the day you left, they hosed it off. Man. Good times. Almost as good as the time we set that rabid weasel on the b!tchy girl two blocks over.

I mentioned this on another entry, but just in case...I haven't been getting comments e-mailed to me lately. Hopefully this gets e-mailed to you. Just head over to aracaju and my crackfic gift to you should be the first or second entry at the top. ♥

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

I remember this one time, at band camp... You totally showed me how to blow the horn-- and I DO mean blow! That's was, like, the greatest day ever. I think we must have spent hours-- in the dining hall, in the kitchen, in the offices. Until the counselor showed up. I don't think I ever want to see THAT again. You remember that? Yeah, you remember that. It's burned into your brain.

...I guess you had to have been there.

[faerydragonet.livejournal.com]

Remember that one time, one of our friend accidentally set off my pepper spray and evacuated the student center in less than half an hour. Oh, wait a minute, that's real. Oh, okay. Here is a fake one, we all got together for a strip poker one night and it turned into an orgy in every sense of the word.

Fake memory

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

That time we matched up against each other in the finals of the Valkyrie jousting competitions at the RenFaire. If only my shield hadn't splintered on that final run. Just remember - I lost to you, so you're not allowed to lose to anyone else!

Fake Memory:

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

Because I have no imaginative response, I have so got to thank sayianchild86 for this meme result:

OMG! You Killed My Mom! :cO

Re: Fake Memory:

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

%And, note of interest, I've just discovered LJ has a character limit for post replies :co 4300 I believe.%

%And yes, Koromiko2 is my mom IRL%
%How you got her in that impossible place I am curious to know%

%After Ribbons and Hats, wreaths? Hummm... What about Christmas Lights? Runs and hides. ^.^;;%

%Random post ends here.%

Fake memory...

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Oh, it was great--that one time, when you did that one thing, and then that other thing, and then that one guy laughed, and there was the pineapple...

I have no idea what I'm typing...was just browsing, sorry to bother you :-P