May Day starts out with a Bang

Woke up this morning to Bob knocking the teapot off the counter and breaking it. *sighs* There's not a superstition about that is there-?

Yesterday was great fun as we put Rule 34 into some action. Gas Pump x Car Porn.
-It's all Megs and the Boss' fault.
"Get the nozzle in there deep. No, deeper. Okay, now pump it."
*fluids start gushing*
"How do I know when it's done?"
"It'll let you know."
We have come to the conclusion that the Gas Pump is a Gigolo Whore. As soon as it's done with one, it's moved on to depositing its fluids on to the next. Which then makes us all pimps.

Meanwhile, I was committing Squeegee x Windsheild porn. 'Oh yeah baby, I feel so dirty. Scrub me harder. Harder!'

M'sure I'll get some screams for this later, but eh. That's what keeps life entertaining, isn't it? ^___^

Ficcage: Magic Kaito - Passing Through

Behind the Scenes of a Chat Window Conversation:

Icka!: *shouts* Ysabet! How big of a diameter is my cleavage? Just one of the breasts?
Ysabet: ....
Ysabet: Wait. What?! Just a minute, I have to come in there.
*Ysabet wanders into the living room*
Icka!: How big is the diameter of one of my breasts? *holds hands up right breast to illustrate*
Ysabet: Move your hand.
Icka!: Okay.
*Ysabet gets a thoughtful air, stares and contemplates*
Icka!: Actually, the left one is bigger.
Ysabet: ... *sporfle*
Ysabet: I'd say it's about this big. *spaces hands up to illustrate*
*Icka! peers at Ysabet's hands*
Icka!: How big would you say that is?
Ysabet: I dunno. Maybe... 10 inches?
Icka!: Damn. *types furiously in chat window*
Ysabet: Okay. Now I -have- to know why you asked me that.
Icka!: You know that Colossal Squid that they're defrosting in New Zealand?
Ysabet: You mean the one they're eating?
Icka!: ...
Ysabet: No, really. They've admitted to snacking on it while it was defrosting. Omnomnomnom.
Icka!: I don't blame them. Anyway. Its eyeball is 11 inches in diameter. And Megs just called me her '11-inch eyeball wonder!', so I wanted to see if my boobs were bigger than a squid's eyeball.
Ysabet: ....
Ysabet: I have to go in the other room and type this up now.
Icka!: 'kay.

Meanwhile, back in the chat window:
Icka! N(e)rd(y): One of my breasts is almost the size of that eyeball.
Megs: *coughs on water gulp*