Y Hallo Thar Plunnies

Ysabet: He doesn't want to eat it, he just wants to drag it off, curl up around it and hoard it going 'It's MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine'. Little Kaiba Weasels.
Icka!: Kaiba... Weasels...?
Ysabet *points around to various objects*: That's mine. That's mine. That's mine. Kaiba Weasels.
Icka!: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! *laughs*
Ysabet: Kaiba would make a good ferret!
Icka!: ... Oh, gods... Guard Dog. Mokuba commenting that his brother his greedy. Not only did he get himself a boyfriend, he got TWO!!!
Ysabet: Kaiba motions to Jounouchi, 'Hands off!! That's mine'. Motions to Yuugi, 'That's mine too!'
Icka!: Points to Mokuba, 'And don't touch my brother either!'.

... and not more than five minutes ago, Ysabet squealed and started bouncing like an excited ferret, cut a chunk of soap off of the bar in the bathroom and stuck it in the microwave.
Ten Seconds after pressing 'start', it starts to boil up.
About Thirty Seconds, give or take five seconds, it starts smoking.
People really need to stop sending her sites like MicrowaveCam.com because then she has to go out and do it.
The house smells like burnt oatmeal soap...

We're back from Estrella, by the way. ^^;;