Random Meme Time

[ickaimp]

Random Meme whilst we attempt to get Photoshop to do our bidding.

Stole from kassrachel, who got it from cesperanza, who gacked it from reginagiraffe who pilferated fom wolfshark who nicked it from nihilistbear who pinched it from ladycat777 who purlonined it from saturn_girl who parodied from othercat, who got it orginally from thecrazyfinn and I dunno where they got it from. ^__^;; (that was fun! *bounces*)

01. Who are you?
02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?
03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?
04. What planet are you from, anyway?
05. How much do you weigh on that planet?
06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.
07. Do you want to lick my toes?
08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?
09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?
10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?
11. How long have you been reading my LJ?
12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Comments

[bemysty.livejournal.com]

01. Who are you?

Private Ela, longtime reader, local insane stalker, present and accounted for.

02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?

Probably for inflicting very strange mental images on my poor fragile psyche... but as I'm guilty of very much the same crime with other people and don't want to be hunted down and roasted, I shouldn't talk *snicker*

03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?

Oh, for 15% interest per day, sure, why not? ^_^

04. What planet are you from, anyway?

The red jello planet where one can live on light and air alone - literally.

05. How much do you weigh on that planet?

As much as a cask of jello, of course.

06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.

Rosiny (which I chose because of its resemblance to rosy... bad pun iz postede on yay)

07. Do you want to lick my toes?

Considering I've not clue how hairy they are, probably not. If you put a lot of chocolate syrup on them, on ther other hand...

08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?

If your house is as large as a bird cage, sure <3

09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?

Probably the same I wear when I clean here: Protective gear, gloves, oxygen mask. And you'd need to keep a decontamination station ready <3 A large tub filled with warm water and rosemary works, too.

10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?

Eaten cold pizza in front of someone with gastritis. Eaten cold pizza when self had gastritis. Had my brother clean the mess up.
Ah, yes, and I like to inflict scarring stuff on people <3 <3 (<--- this is a recurring theme, note this)

11. How long have you been reading my LJ?

Hm... pretty much since I saw it mentioned somewhere in your fics on FFnet, so... since the second or third week, I suppose.

12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?

No clue if I have. If not, then probably because I'm shy, despite acting otherwise. And I babble too much.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?

Well, I could tell you about Tony "they called him blowfish" Rosetti... but his corpse is stalking me at the weirdest times and I don't think you'd like a visitor who sheds body parts into your lunch... unless you need extra meat, of course.

14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

I'll definitely post it in my LJ. About the other thing... should I run screaming now or later?

Tentative Response

[(Anonymous)]

1. socchan. No capitalizations, please.
2. No. Good jesters are hard to find nowadays.
3. Sorry, broke.
4. Earth, as far as I know.
5. 181 lbs, last I checked.
6. Um... would 'refreshing' work?
7. Depends; would I get any of your fic-related superpowers by doing so?
8. Sure, why not.
9. Something practical.
10. That Sonoko/Akako fic I just wrote. I will likely rot in Purgatory for that.
11. Since shortly after you posted PYP. I dug through the whole thing looking for tidbits ^^;...
12. Because as soon as I got to current entries, you had that little 'issue' with an anonymous poster, and I don't have an account. After that, I didn't even think seriously about trying until today. That, and I'm terrified by people I admire.
13. Not yet, no. Still, the future has endless possibilites.
14. If I had one, sure.

o.o;

[mariata.livejournal.com]

01. Who are you?
-Mariata! A..person.
02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?
-Er, no, no, and no.
03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?
-No to that, too. Don't have $500 to spare, though I'd love to lend it.
04. What planet are you from, anyway?
-The blue planet.
05. How much do you weigh on that planet?
-Uh..*Blank look*
06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.
-Raspberry?
07. Do you want to lick my toes?
-Er...what?
08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?
-Sure! House keeping- is -not- my specialty, though, so beware.
09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?
-Pink bunnie slippers and a green tie with a- ...*Blink.*
10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?
-I ate the fish tank..
11. How long have you been reading my LJ?
-Eversince February?
12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?
-Ummm..because I'm afraid of being called a stalker. (No, that's not really why, but, um, yeah.)
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?
-Yep.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
-Depends.

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

01. Who are you?
Ryuutchi, also going by the name "Dragon"

02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?
I try and kill ALL my friends. It's a sign of affection.

03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?
I wish *I* had 500 bucks, man.

04. What planet are you from, anyway?
Sedna

05. How much do you weigh on that planet?
I have the same amount of matter.

06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.
Purple!

07. Do you want to lick my toes?
Nope. Unless they're rasberyy-flavored.

08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?
I don't do windows...

09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?
An inverness coat. XD

10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?
Quite a few things, actually...

11. How long have you been reading my LJ?
At least a year. Maybe more.

12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?
Not applicable here. I spam you.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?
Not *you*...

14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
I dunno. Maybe if I stop being a slacker about updating.

*delurks*

[misura.livejournal.com]

01. Who are you? Misura
02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you? Nonono, you're just being paranoid.
03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500? ... I'll get back to you once I am a billionaire.
04. What planet are you from, anyway? On my ID-card, it says I'm from 'Earth'.
05. How much do you weigh on that planet? Nothing. I'm just a virtually created alter-ego.
06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell. Orange! Or peachy.
07. Do you want to lick my toes? No. Is that in any way surprising to you?
08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house? Depends on th size of your house. And whether or not I'm already a billionaire.
09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy? Clothes? No, wait, make that : 'clothes!'.
10. What have you done to deserve a spanking? Nothing. No, really!
11. How long have you been reading my LJ? Two months? Time flies when you're having fun, so I'm not really sure.
12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not? You didn't seem to need another person telling you she loved your art/writing ... all right, so I've simply been a bad, lazy lurker. I'm sorry?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested? Nope. You *really* are paranoid, you know.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Of course not! Besides, I'm not on your 'Friend'-list anyway, so the odds of you actually saying something would be ... really small.

Re: Tentative Response

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Heya, socchan!!!

if you're interested in a new account, look here:
https://www.livejournal.com/create.bml

they no longer require a code from a friend to create a new LJ.
^___^

And thanks for not wanting to kill me. ((Huggles!)) *laughs*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

JELL-O!!!
*Squeals*
((SQUISHY GLOMPS!))

Re: o.o;

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

-Pink bunnie slippers and a green tie with a- ...*Blink.*

Okay... now I'm curious. With a What?! o_O *bounces*

-Ummm..because I'm afraid of being called a stalker. (No, that's not really why, but, um, yeah.)

Nah. That's if you don't leave your name. ~_^

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I still owe you doujinshi. It's sitting here, waiting for me to get it to you. *sighs*
Sorry about that. ((GLOMPS!))

How does purple smell? That's gonna bug me for a while!!! *bounces up and down*

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

1) I'm me! But you can call me Sapphirus, I guess? o_o; Or Chou, that usually works better.
2) Maaaaybe... Perhaps 'cos you're not done with PYP yet. ^^ Or any other fics/series that are WIP.
3) Gladly! ...Um...do wait till Christmas if you ask tho. o_o
4) ...Um... can you believe it's called Earth?
5) Varies if I've been soaking under a thunderstorm or been drying out under a scorching summer day.
6) Funky.
7) Not really... I /can/ find a dog to lick 'em for you if you want tho!
8) I'd take out your trash, but that's about it.
9) A Victorian age valet's suit, methinks.
10) Stolen your collection of doujinshi, prolly?
11) ...Y'know, I forget... maybe a year, on and off?
12) -Before-? Well... it's not good to talk to strangers, or so I've been told.
13) Nupe.
14) As long as I put it on a public post, I don't see why not. *goes do so*

Re: o.o;

[mariata.livejournal.com]

Okay... now I'm curious. With a What?! o_O *bounces*

Ahaheh, I don't know. ^^; Maybe a metal bat?

Wait a second..if I ate the fish tank, wouldn't Kuroba-kun be rejoicing?! o_O;

on with the play

[yaoinomiko.livejournal.com]

01. Who are you?

Currently or in my past lives? And does occupation count as part of the identity?

02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?

Kill you? No, never. (hides shovel quickly) I don't want the 2 million dollar life insurance you have. Of course not. Now how about a nice hot cup of arsenic...I mean tea?

03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?

Hmm...only if you lend my $1000 first.

04. What planet are you from, anyway?

The planet virgo circling the sun frustration.

05. How much do you weigh on that planet?

4 to the power of 2 megatrieckles.

06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.

Hmm.....sunny.

07. Do you want to lick my toes?

Umm...how about I have the cats do that?

08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?

Naw...wouldn't pay for the gas to get there. Now if you offered me a hot bishie....that would be another story...and probably illegal.

09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?

Never been naughty a day in my life. Am innocent and sweet fanfic writer. See the halo?

10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?

I deny it! I wasn't there and that video tape proves nothing.

11. How long have you been reading my LJ?

When did time and space being?

12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?

Ha...doesn't apply to me.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?

see 10 and I still deny it.

14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Nope...no one can comment there for awhile...for obvious reasons.

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

Hey, whenever. S'all good. All else fails, you'll be at Y-con, right?

It's sort of like how blue tastes when you get those weird candies that don't even really have a pretense to actual fruit flavors... XD <3

Re: on with the play

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

The halo's held up by the horns, silly. Y'cant fool me!!! *giggles*

((GLOMPS!))
Eh, can't borrow $500 from ya anyway, still owe you from Japan. ^__^ I haven't forgotten!!!

And you forget, I have copies of the video tape!!!
... or at least the photographs...

Re: o.o;

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

A green tie with a metal bat?! Eep!
*backs away slowly*

Dunno... think if you ate the fishtank, you'd have glass shards in your teeth and that'd be uncomfortable... O_o yeouch.

HHmm... speaking of fishtanks, I need to set mine up.. ^__^

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Hoping to be at Y-con, but currently with this whole 'out of work' thing, I'm not making any concrete promises. But if I am, will bring the doujinshi for you! ^___^ -and if I'm not, will mail them to you. #^^#

Ah, okay! that makes sense!!!
Than you!! *Beams!*

Re: *delurks*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you. ^__^
Just ask Conan-kun.

*chuckles* I check other people's ljs other than the people on my friends list. ^^;; Friends list is, well, people I know. It's kinda hard to know most lurkers because... lurkers by definition don't say much. *ducks and blushes*
I'm sorry!!!!!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Waiii!! Your icon is so cute!!
Will take the dog licks, but I prefer the hands or face to dogs licking my toes... that tickles! ^___^

Re: Tentative Response

[(Anonymous)]

Will put some thought into getting one.
Also, if I killed you, you'd never finish your WIPs. Even if I could survive in such circumstances, there are those who would be after my blood for causing them. Therefore, no killie. Bad idea all around.
-socchan

Re: Tentative Response

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I find the LJ is a massive help with fics. Gives people who are a heck of a light smarter than we are to point out grammer errors and things we've missed.
We also meet and make some kick-ass friends here. ^__^ Some of which have become friends in RL.

Re: o.o;

[mariata.livejournal.com]

Aheh, no, I won't be killing anyone with it. ^^ So no worries.

Dunno... think if you ate the fishtank, you'd have glass shards in your teeth and that'd be uncomfortable... O_o yeouch.

Agreed. Sort've typed that up on a whim, since I was in a bit of a hurry.. *Sweatdrop*

HHmm... speaking of fishtanks, I need to set mine up.. ^__^

Have fun? ^^

Re: o.o;

[mariata.livejournal.com]

Sorry for double posting, but, um, sort've finished writing up what I asked for permission to write (If that makes any sense), and posted it in me LJ. ^^;; Might do some more fixing afterwards, but er, yeah..

^^;

[misura.livejournal.com]

*wonders how much caffeine she'd inhaled before filling in that list* Hey, the only one who should apologize is me, for never commenting while still reading your fics and watching your artwork. ^^;

[kasuchi]

01. Who are you?
Watashi no namae wa Kasuchi desu.
02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?
No, I'm not. Why on Earth would you think that? *pouts innocently as she hides knife behind back...*
03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?
Er...No?
04. What planet are you from, anyway?
Harry-Potter-fanfiction-planet.
05. How much do you weigh on that planet?
As much as all the words to my favorite fics total.
06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.
Smelly. A smelly sort of smelly smell that smells...smelly. O.o
07. Do you want to lick my toes?
Sure. Gimme $5.
08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?
If it was a $1 plate that counterfeiters use, sure.
09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?
Absolutely nada.
10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?
Clean your house in the nude. And read lemon-y fanfics.
11. How long have you been reading my LJ?
Roughly since the start.
12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?
I don't know you well enough to comment.
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?
Yeah. How I loved what you did on Sunday nite to me. But...It's statutory rape, you see, so I can't. I want your WIPs done first, BEFORE I have you arrested. ~_^
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
Sure. Why not.

Hm...I'm not normally this racy. Think it's the cookies.