Random Meme Time

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Random Meme whilst we attempt to get Photoshop to do our bidding.

Stole from kassrachel, who got it from cesperanza, who gacked it from reginagiraffe who pilferated fom wolfshark who nicked it from nihilistbear who pinched it from ladycat777 who purlonined it from saturn_girl who parodied from othercat, who got it orginally from thecrazyfinn and I dunno where they got it from. ^__^;; (that was fun! *bounces*)

01. Who are you?
02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?
03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?
04. What planet are you from, anyway?
05. How much do you weigh on that planet?
06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.
07. Do you want to lick my toes?
08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?
09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?
10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?
11. How long have you been reading my LJ?
12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Comments

[bemysty.livejournal.com]

01. Who are you?

Private Ela, longtime reader, local insane stalker, present and accounted for.

02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?

Probably for inflicting very strange mental images on my poor fragile psyche... but as I'm guilty of very much the same crime with other people and don't want to be hunted down and roasted, I shouldn't talk *snicker*

03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?

Oh, for 15% interest per day, sure, why not? ^_^

04. What planet are you from, anyway?

The red jello planet where one can live on light and air alone - literally.

05. How much do you weigh on that planet?

As much as a cask of jello, of course.

06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.

Rosiny (which I chose because of its resemblance to rosy... bad pun iz postede on yay)

07. Do you want to lick my toes?

Considering I've not clue how hairy they are, probably not. If you put a lot of chocolate syrup on them, on ther other hand...

08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?

If your house is as large as a bird cage, sure <3

09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?

Probably the same I wear when I clean here: Protective gear, gloves, oxygen mask. And you'd need to keep a decontamination station ready <3 A large tub filled with warm water and rosemary works, too.

10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?

Eaten cold pizza in front of someone with gastritis. Eaten cold pizza when self had gastritis. Had my brother clean the mess up.
Ah, yes, and I like to inflict scarring stuff on people <3 <3 (<--- this is a recurring theme, note this)

11. How long have you been reading my LJ?

Hm... pretty much since I saw it mentioned somewhere in your fics on FFnet, so... since the second or third week, I suppose.

12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?

No clue if I have. If not, then probably because I'm shy, despite acting otherwise. And I babble too much.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?

Well, I could tell you about Tony "they called him blowfish" Rosetti... but his corpse is stalking me at the weirdest times and I don't think you'd like a visitor who sheds body parts into your lunch... unless you need extra meat, of course.

14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

I'll definitely post it in my LJ. About the other thing... should I run screaming now or later?

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