Random Meme Time

[ickaimp]

Random Meme whilst we attempt to get Photoshop to do our bidding.

Stole from kassrachel, who got it from cesperanza, who gacked it from reginagiraffe who pilferated fom wolfshark who nicked it from nihilistbear who pinched it from ladycat777 who purlonined it from saturn_girl who parodied from othercat, who got it orginally from thecrazyfinn and I dunno where they got it from. ^__^;; (that was fun! *bounces*)

01. Who are you?
02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?
03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?
04. What planet are you from, anyway?
05. How much do you weigh on that planet?
06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.
07. Do you want to lick my toes?
08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?
09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?
10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?
11. How long have you been reading my LJ?
12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Comments

*delurks*

[misura.livejournal.com]

01. Who are you? Misura
02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you? Nonono, you're just being paranoid.
03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500? ... I'll get back to you once I am a billionaire.
04. What planet are you from, anyway? On my ID-card, it says I'm from 'Earth'.
05. How much do you weigh on that planet? Nothing. I'm just a virtually created alter-ego.
06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell. Orange! Or peachy.
07. Do you want to lick my toes? No. Is that in any way surprising to you?
08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house? Depends on th size of your house. And whether or not I'm already a billionaire.
09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy? Clothes? No, wait, make that : 'clothes!'.
10. What have you done to deserve a spanking? Nothing. No, really!
11. How long have you been reading my LJ? Two months? Time flies when you're having fun, so I'm not really sure.
12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not? You didn't seem to need another person telling you she loved your art/writing ... all right, so I've simply been a bad, lazy lurker. I'm sorry?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested? Nope. You *really* are paranoid, you know.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Of course not! Besides, I'm not on your 'Friend'-list anyway, so the odds of you actually saying something would be ... really small.

Re: *delurks*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you. ^__^
Just ask Conan-kun.

*chuckles* I check other people's ljs other than the people on my friends list. ^^;; Friends list is, well, people I know. It's kinda hard to know most lurkers because... lurkers by definition don't say much. *ducks and blushes*
I'm sorry!!!!!

^^;

[misura.livejournal.com]

*wonders how much caffeine she'd inhaled before filling in that list* Hey, the only one who should apologize is me, for never commenting while still reading your fics and watching your artwork. ^^;