[ficlet] Kid backwards is...
Mar. 4th, 2004 05:08 pmLate night musings are such bizzare things.
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Hakuba snerked.
It was an uncommon enough of a sound that it caught the attention of Kuroba. And thus unfortunately drawing the attention of those who watched the magician.
Hakuba quickly covered up his amused expression with a bland expression, grateful that it was the middle of class, meaning they couldn’t jump him just yet.
Unfortunately, this meant that as soon as the bell rang for break, his desk was promptly surrounded by Kuroba, Koizumi and Nakamori.
”Alright.” Kuroba grinned. “ What was so funny?”
”Nothing.”
”Liar.” Koizumi purred, leaning over him. “Tell the truth.”
Hakuba gave her a sour look. “Fine. I merely realized what ‘Kid’ spelled backwards is.”
There was a mental pause as everyone flipped ‘K-I-D’ around.
Nakamori looked confused. “So?”
”So if you add a ‘C’ before the ‘K’, you get a different English word.” Hakuba explained. He had the distinctive pleasure of watching Kuroba twitch as the magician-thief got it.
”Oh...” Koizumi snickered. “So I guess you really can say that the Kid is being a Dick.”
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K-I-D = D-I-K
D-I-K+ c = D-I-c-K
... it's a rather long set up for what basically amounts to a penis joke. #^^#
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Hakuba snerked.
It was an uncommon enough of a sound that it caught the attention of Kuroba. And thus unfortunately drawing the attention of those who watched the magician.
Hakuba quickly covered up his amused expression with a bland expression, grateful that it was the middle of class, meaning they couldn’t jump him just yet.
Unfortunately, this meant that as soon as the bell rang for break, his desk was promptly surrounded by Kuroba, Koizumi and Nakamori.
”Alright.” Kuroba grinned. “ What was so funny?”
”Nothing.”
”Liar.” Koizumi purred, leaning over him. “Tell the truth.”
Hakuba gave her a sour look. “Fine. I merely realized what ‘Kid’ spelled backwards is.”
There was a mental pause as everyone flipped ‘K-I-D’ around.
Nakamori looked confused. “So?”
”So if you add a ‘C’ before the ‘K’, you get a different English word.” Hakuba explained. He had the distinctive pleasure of watching Kuroba twitch as the magician-thief got it.
”Oh...” Koizumi snickered. “So I guess you really can say that the Kid is being a Dick.”
-fin-
K-I-D = D-I-K
D-I-K+ c = D-I-c-K
... it's a rather long set up for what basically amounts to a penis joke. #^^#
My apologies to those who are currently getting spammed by ff.net with update notices for our fics.
The somewhat good news about that is that ff.net currently won't allow us to update, so you don't have to worry about any new ones for a little while. ^^;;
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Date: 2004-03-04 05:11 pm (UTC)I'm amused...history-fried brain and all, I'm amused.