[fic] MK: Ties
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ickaimpBecause I wore a black clip-on tie to work today. Just cause we could. And with a maroon blouse, black vest & skirt, it looks nicely gothy.
Also in the spirit of the Halloween season, there is a wiggling spider hair clip acting as a tie pin on it. >^.^<
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"I wonder..." Akako mused out loud during lunch period. "Just what kind of tie does the Kid wear?"
"What kind?" Aoko repeated, blinking her innocent blue eyes. "I thought it was red."
"Besides that." The red head explained. "A clip-on or a normal tie?"
"A clip-on seems out of character for the thief." Hakuba mused. "He seems to thrive on the 'Gentleman Thief' appearance, with the white suit and top hat."
"What do you think, Kaito?" Aoko asked. "You're his biggest fan after all."
Kaito had his mouth resolutely stuffed with food and declined to answer.
"But in some occupations," Akako mused, "Men wear clip-on ties for safety reasons. If a tie were to get caught in a piece of machinery for example, a clip-on tie would simply break off, leaving the man unharmed. While with a normal tie, one would risk strangulation, or even death as their neck snapped from the pressure."
"So you're suggesting that the Kaitou Kid might wear a clip-on tie in case it got caught in something during a heist?" Hakuba raised an eyebrow.
"Or someone was to grab it, yes." The witch nodded.
"Instant strangled Kid." Aoko commented, not quite cheerfully.
Kaito grimaced.
"It would make a good handle." Akako commented, definitely cheerful. "You'd have him, quite literally really, by the neck."
"Like a leash?" Aoko volunteered.
Kaito hid a twitch behind another mouthfull of food.
"Hmmm..." Hakuba looked thoughtful.
The next day, Kaito found a small box on his desk, with a small note card tapped to it. Curious, he picked it up, to find his name written on the card in Hakuba's overly precise handwriting and nothing else.
Sensing a trap, he cautiously opened the box.
Nothing popped out or exploded.
He peered inside.
One eyebrow quirked up as he pulled out a red silk tie, much like the one that the Kaitou Kid wore.
"For the three hundredth and sixty-first time," He informed Hakuba with a deadpan expression.
"You are not the Kid." Hakuba chanted along dutifully "The Kid is not You."
"And this?" He waved the tie. "No."
Hakuba just snickered.
Also in the spirit of the Halloween season, there is a wiggling spider hair clip acting as a tie pin on it. >^.^<
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"I wonder..." Akako mused out loud during lunch period. "Just what kind of tie does the Kid wear?"
"What kind?" Aoko repeated, blinking her innocent blue eyes. "I thought it was red."
"Besides that." The red head explained. "A clip-on or a normal tie?"
"A clip-on seems out of character for the thief." Hakuba mused. "He seems to thrive on the 'Gentleman Thief' appearance, with the white suit and top hat."
"What do you think, Kaito?" Aoko asked. "You're his biggest fan after all."
Kaito had his mouth resolutely stuffed with food and declined to answer.
"But in some occupations," Akako mused, "Men wear clip-on ties for safety reasons. If a tie were to get caught in a piece of machinery for example, a clip-on tie would simply break off, leaving the man unharmed. While with a normal tie, one would risk strangulation, or even death as their neck snapped from the pressure."
"So you're suggesting that the Kaitou Kid might wear a clip-on tie in case it got caught in something during a heist?" Hakuba raised an eyebrow.
"Or someone was to grab it, yes." The witch nodded.
"Instant strangled Kid." Aoko commented, not quite cheerfully.
Kaito grimaced.
"It would make a good handle." Akako commented, definitely cheerful. "You'd have him, quite literally really, by the neck."
"Like a leash?" Aoko volunteered.
Kaito hid a twitch behind another mouthfull of food.
"Hmmm..." Hakuba looked thoughtful.
The next day, Kaito found a small box on his desk, with a small note card tapped to it. Curious, he picked it up, to find his name written on the card in Hakuba's overly precise handwriting and nothing else.
Sensing a trap, he cautiously opened the box.
Nothing popped out or exploded.
He peered inside.
One eyebrow quirked up as he pulled out a red silk tie, much like the one that the Kaitou Kid wore.
"For the three hundredth and sixty-first time," He informed Hakuba with a deadpan expression.
"You are not the Kid." Hakuba chanted along dutifully "The Kid is not You."
"And this?" He waved the tie. "No."
Hakuba just snickered.
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Pink.
Date: 2003-10-29 08:18 am (UTC)Anyway, that has nothing to do with the fact that this was very funny and I giggled. And thought of other ways to use said tie. Va Va Va Voom.
And none of this at ALL was sparked that by the fact that I wore a tie to work too. A pink one. ^_-
Re: Pink.
Date: 2003-10-30 02:12 pm (UTC)Can just see it now... Kid shows up for a heist, and the theme music for Miami Vice starts up... *chuckles*
Yes, your smut scene did flash thru our mind several times. ~_^
The thought of tieing it around his head or knotting it like a noose came to mind too. Or both! -but I don't think there's enough fabric in a tie to do a hangman's noose.
Had a discussion a while back about ties as gender finders... women's ties, such as the ones on girl scout uniforms, are these little /\ shapes, each pointing to one breast.
While guy's ties are a straight arrow down right towards the crotch.
*shrugs* Saa....
Whooo! Go Ties!
Re: Pink.
Date: 2003-10-31 05:26 am (UTC)think I'll go hide my blush somewhere where I can't get into more trouble. Heh.