[fic] MK: Task Force's Coffee Pot
Oct. 15th, 2003 07:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimp*Watchs Icka's brain shut down and switch over to random mode*
*Go, Random, Go!*
:: FLUSH!::
... actually, not quite that bad...
*pokes brain with a stick to see what pops out*
"Kuroba?"
"Yes Hakuba?" The dark haired boy looked up from his school desk at the taller blond, who was looking torn between frazzled around the edges and distantly amused. Very distantly amused.
"You wouldn't happen to know anything about a change in the Task Force's coffee, would you?"
"Why Hakuba." Kuroba radiated such innocence it would make angels bawl. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"So you have no clue how the coffee somehow got switched to decaffeinated for the past two weeks?"
"Nope."
"And then miraculous filled with double espresso last night?"
"Not a clue."
The detective stared down into huge guileless violet eyes. "Right." He deadpanned before turning to leave. "Just stay away from my Earl Grey or I'll let YOU be the one to deal with the entire Task Force running around like 2 year olds on speed."
Kuroba had at least the decency to allow him to return to his seat before snickering.
-fin-
Edit: Changed the brunette hair colour thing.
Dude. So not funny. In retrospect, anyway. Voices thought there was something up with today's Humorscopes.
Scorpio:
You will get through the day without too much trouble today. It would go even more smoothly, however, if you had bought that laser cannon when you had the chance.
and
Sagittarius
Today you will discover Pablo Picasso's secret. He didn't deliberately invent cubist art. He just liked painting accident victims.
>_< NOT FUNNY!
... much.
*Go, Random, Go!*
:: FLUSH!::
... actually, not quite that bad...
*pokes brain with a stick to see what pops out*
"Kuroba?"
"Yes Hakuba?" The dark haired boy looked up from his school desk at the taller blond, who was looking torn between frazzled around the edges and distantly amused. Very distantly amused.
"You wouldn't happen to know anything about a change in the Task Force's coffee, would you?"
"Why Hakuba." Kuroba radiated such innocence it would make angels bawl. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"So you have no clue how the coffee somehow got switched to decaffeinated for the past two weeks?"
"Nope."
"And then miraculous filled with double espresso last night?"
"Not a clue."
The detective stared down into huge guileless violet eyes. "Right." He deadpanned before turning to leave. "Just stay away from my Earl Grey or I'll let YOU be the one to deal with the entire Task Force running around like 2 year olds on speed."
Kuroba had at least the decency to allow him to return to his seat before snickering.
-fin-
Edit: Changed the brunette hair colour thing.
Dude. So not funny. In retrospect, anyway. Voices thought there was something up with today's Humorscopes.
Scorpio:
You will get through the day without too much trouble today. It would go even more smoothly, however, if you had bought that laser cannon when you had the chance.
and
Sagittarius
Today you will discover Pablo Picasso's secret. He didn't deliberately invent cubist art. He just liked painting accident victims.
>_< NOT FUNNY!
... much.
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Date: 2003-10-16 03:06 am (UTC)I think Kaito has black hair?
"You wouldn't happen to know anything about a change in the Task Force's coffee, would you?"
I don't know if the MPD has a special task force for Kid-- grossly unnecessary-- but adminstratively he was deal with the same team (Criminal Investigation Team 2) dealing with Nigerian letters.
my Earl Grey
So why is he going back Japan at the risk of being discriminated against?