[fic] DC/MK Chat Pirate AU
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ickaimpHa! Found my old Chat Snippets File!
Which has... Dun Dun dun, the DC/MK Pirates ficcy that only seems to get written in chat. ^__^
Tonight's menu: Chocolate Conan Wafers! *eats Conan's head* says:
AU idea: Kaito as a Ship captain, Hattori as the first mate and Shin'ichi as the Navigator.
(would they end up lost a lot? *muses*)
Aoko, disguised as a boy is the Cabin boy, Aoi (which happens to be a gender neutral name, BTW)
One day, Kaito's watching the cabin 'boy' and Kudo catches him.
Kudo: You're checking out the cabin boy aren't you?
Kaito: No, I'm not.
Kudo: You can't fool me! Yes, you were!
Kaito: No, I'm not!
Kudo: ....
*suspicious glare*
*Kaito sweatdrops*
Kudo: Riiiight.
Kudo: Just so long as you don't check out my butt too.
*Kaito smirks as Kudo walks away*
***
Tonight's menu: Chocolate Conan Wafers! *eats Conan's head* says:
Other idea, same AU
Pirates have captured Ran and Kazuha.
They're holding them on the bridge of the other ship, with is along side their ship.
Heiji: Oi! We'll pay for Neechan, but you can keep the other one!!!
Kazuha: AHOU!!! What do you mean that they can keep me?!
Heiji: Just what I said!!!
*Kazuha gets mad and starts throwing stuff across the water at Heiji*
*He starts throwing stuff back*
*Kazuha throws Ran*
*Hattori catches her, almost throws her back*
Heiji: We got what we wanted!!! Thanks!!!
Kazuha: What about me?!
Heiji: You want over here, you can get over here yourself!
Kazuha: Fine! I will!!!
*Kazuha grabs a rope and swings across*
Kazuha *pissed off*: What was that about leaving me behind?!
Heiji: Well, it got you here, didn't it?
Hell's Hauntress says:
.........and the pirates didn't DO anything?
Tonight's menu: Chocolate Conan Wafers! *eats Conan's head* says:
If you wanna do something, go right ahead. Me, I'm gonna avoid the flying things.
*
Tonight's menu: Chocolate Conan Wafers! *eats Conan's head* says:
Shin'ichi: *growls* What's with you always hitting on the cabin boy?! Sheesh!!
*Shin'ichi storms off*
Kaito *giggles, watching him go*: They're just so cute when they're clueless, y'know...
*
Icka!: ALL YOUR BLACK JELLY BEANS ARE BELONG TO US!!! says:
*Arrow flies and hits the mast*
Heiji: I got it.
*Un-scrolls the message around the arrow*
Heiji: Oi, Kudo! It's for you! Haibara says she wants your body.
*Slight pause as everyone sweatdrops*
Heiji *reads further*: ... for scientific experimentation.
Shin'ichi: Ah. Pass.
*another arrow flies and lands close to the first one. Heiji unwraps that one too*
Heiji: This is for Kudo and Me, the Black Ops have Kidnapped 'Neechan and Kazuha.
Shin'ichi: This is bad. They have a lot of members...
Kaito: It's a good thing that they're all pretty stupid, huh?
Heiji: Yup!
*third arrow flies by and narrowly avoids hitting Kaito*
Kaito: Dammit, wish they'd stop trying to hit the doves.
Shin'ichi: Mine! *un-scrolls the message* It's for the captain. Grand Marshal Hakuba wants you to hand over your Cabin boy or he'll attack the ship.
*Everyone turns to look at Aoi, who stares wide-eyed back*
*Kaito falls over laughing*
Kaito: Ta-take *hee-hee* take a message, First Officer Kudo. To Grand Marshal Hakuba, I will not hand over my *snicker* Cabin BOY. Italicise 'boy', bold it, underline it and put shiny stars around it please.
Kudo: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
*another arrow finds its way towards Heiji. He ducks, then grabs it once it stops*
Kaito: What's that one?
Heiji: Uh... it's for me. Mom wants to know if I'll be back before dinner time.
Kaito: Kind of takes all the fun out of being a pirate, huh?
*
Icka!: ALL YOUR BLACK JELLY BEANS ARE BELONG TO US!!! says:
Kaito: We're out to get the Pirate Treasure of Long Gin Silver! Tally-ho!
Shin'ichi: Why's he called 'Long Gin Silver'?
Heiji: Cause he's got long silver hair.
Kaito: And his name is Gin.
Heiji: And Gin means silver.
Kaito: Which his hair is.
Shin'ichi: Oh. That makes sense. I was afraid it was refering to his underwear or something.
Katio: Hmmm... maybe we should try to steal his hair instead. Would he be known as 'Short Gin Silver' then?
Shin'ichi: I don't want to find out. Think we'd be the ones to end up short instead.
*
Icka!: ALL YOUR BLACK JELLY BEANS ARE BELONG TO US!!! says:
Aoi *Sings*: What do you do with a Drunken Kaitou ear-ly in the mornin? Bash him in the head with a big wet mop, ear-ly in the morn-in'!!!
Kaito: And what an impressive mop-manship it is too. You're getting the deck good and clean.
Aoi: Thanks! *sings* Lock him in a cell until he's old and grey...
Heiji: Not a clue, eh?
Kaito: Not a one.
***
And this was before we got into One Piece even. >^.^<
Is really amazing how many of the chat plunnies have ended up in normal stories. S'funny.
Which has... Dun Dun dun, the DC/MK Pirates ficcy that only seems to get written in chat. ^__^
Tonight's menu: Chocolate Conan Wafers! *eats Conan's head* says:
AU idea: Kaito as a Ship captain, Hattori as the first mate and Shin'ichi as the Navigator.
(would they end up lost a lot? *muses*)
Aoko, disguised as a boy is the Cabin boy, Aoi (which happens to be a gender neutral name, BTW)
One day, Kaito's watching the cabin 'boy' and Kudo catches him.
Kudo: You're checking out the cabin boy aren't you?
Kaito: No, I'm not.
Kudo: You can't fool me! Yes, you were!
Kaito: No, I'm not!
Kudo: ....
*suspicious glare*
*Kaito sweatdrops*
Kudo: Riiiight.
Kudo: Just so long as you don't check out my butt too.
*Kaito smirks as Kudo walks away*
***
Tonight's menu: Chocolate Conan Wafers! *eats Conan's head* says:
Other idea, same AU
Pirates have captured Ran and Kazuha.
They're holding them on the bridge of the other ship, with is along side their ship.
Heiji: Oi! We'll pay for Neechan, but you can keep the other one!!!
Kazuha: AHOU!!! What do you mean that they can keep me?!
Heiji: Just what I said!!!
*Kazuha gets mad and starts throwing stuff across the water at Heiji*
*He starts throwing stuff back*
*Kazuha throws Ran*
*Hattori catches her, almost throws her back*
Heiji: We got what we wanted!!! Thanks!!!
Kazuha: What about me?!
Heiji: You want over here, you can get over here yourself!
Kazuha: Fine! I will!!!
*Kazuha grabs a rope and swings across*
Kazuha *pissed off*: What was that about leaving me behind?!
Heiji: Well, it got you here, didn't it?
Hell's Hauntress says:
.........and the pirates didn't DO anything?
Tonight's menu: Chocolate Conan Wafers! *eats Conan's head* says:
If you wanna do something, go right ahead. Me, I'm gonna avoid the flying things.
*
Tonight's menu: Chocolate Conan Wafers! *eats Conan's head* says:
Shin'ichi: *growls* What's with you always hitting on the cabin boy?! Sheesh!!
*Shin'ichi storms off*
Kaito *giggles, watching him go*: They're just so cute when they're clueless, y'know...
*
Icka!: ALL YOUR BLACK JELLY BEANS ARE BELONG TO US!!! says:
*Arrow flies and hits the mast*
Heiji: I got it.
*Un-scrolls the message around the arrow*
Heiji: Oi, Kudo! It's for you! Haibara says she wants your body.
*Slight pause as everyone sweatdrops*
Heiji *reads further*: ... for scientific experimentation.
Shin'ichi: Ah. Pass.
*another arrow flies and lands close to the first one. Heiji unwraps that one too*
Heiji: This is for Kudo and Me, the Black Ops have Kidnapped 'Neechan and Kazuha.
Shin'ichi: This is bad. They have a lot of members...
Kaito: It's a good thing that they're all pretty stupid, huh?
Heiji: Yup!
*third arrow flies by and narrowly avoids hitting Kaito*
Kaito: Dammit, wish they'd stop trying to hit the doves.
Shin'ichi: Mine! *un-scrolls the message* It's for the captain. Grand Marshal Hakuba wants you to hand over your Cabin boy or he'll attack the ship.
*Everyone turns to look at Aoi, who stares wide-eyed back*
*Kaito falls over laughing*
Kaito: Ta-take *hee-hee* take a message, First Officer Kudo. To Grand Marshal Hakuba, I will not hand over my *snicker* Cabin BOY. Italicise 'boy', bold it, underline it and put shiny stars around it please.
Kudo: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
*another arrow finds its way towards Heiji. He ducks, then grabs it once it stops*
Kaito: What's that one?
Heiji: Uh... it's for me. Mom wants to know if I'll be back before dinner time.
Kaito: Kind of takes all the fun out of being a pirate, huh?
*
Icka!: ALL YOUR BLACK JELLY BEANS ARE BELONG TO US!!! says:
Kaito: We're out to get the Pirate Treasure of Long Gin Silver! Tally-ho!
Shin'ichi: Why's he called 'Long Gin Silver'?
Heiji: Cause he's got long silver hair.
Kaito: And his name is Gin.
Heiji: And Gin means silver.
Kaito: Which his hair is.
Shin'ichi: Oh. That makes sense. I was afraid it was refering to his underwear or something.
Katio: Hmmm... maybe we should try to steal his hair instead. Would he be known as 'Short Gin Silver' then?
Shin'ichi: I don't want to find out. Think we'd be the ones to end up short instead.
*
Icka!: ALL YOUR BLACK JELLY BEANS ARE BELONG TO US!!! says:
Aoi *Sings*: What do you do with a Drunken Kaitou ear-ly in the mornin? Bash him in the head with a big wet mop, ear-ly in the morn-in'!!!
Kaito: And what an impressive mop-manship it is too. You're getting the deck good and clean.
Aoi: Thanks! *sings* Lock him in a cell until he's old and grey...
Heiji: Not a clue, eh?
Kaito: Not a one.
***
And this was before we got into One Piece even. >^.^<
Is really amazing how many of the chat plunnies have ended up in normal stories. S'funny.