[fic] Random, random really random
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ickaimpY'know when you're just getting ready for bed, and all those thoughts are swirling around in your head and sometimes they coalesce into something really random and strange and you wonder just what kind of day it's been?
Ye-ah.
"Halt! Kid!" Nakamori and his men shouted as they chased the Kid across the rooftops in yet another boring routine heist. The thief just laughed and blithely dodged the men, keeping tantalisingly out of reach every step of the way.
"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof woof woof..." The internationally known jewel theif sang quietly to himself as he jumped to the last rooftop where he would make his final escape. This plan was short lived as a lovely figure appeared at the rooftops edge, blocking him.
The curvaceous figure smiled vivaciously at him, crimson eyes sparkling bewitchingly in the moonlight. "I've got you now, Kid." She purred, pulling a flask of a mysterious potion out from behind her back.
The Kid barely repressed a sweatdropped. "That's what you said last time Koizumi-chan."
"Koizumi?" Nakamori's gruff voice pulled them up short as he and his men stopped on the rooftop behind them. "Koizumi Akako?"
Both the Magician and the Sorceress blinked. "Yes?" Akako ventured.
"We've got a warrant for your arrest!" Nakamori pulled out a piece of paper and waved it at them. "She's a higher priority than the Kid! Forget 1412! Get her men!"
"Eh?" The Thief blinked as the policemen ran -past- him for once, eager to get their hands on the girl. "What's she wanted for?"
"That's not her full name." Nakamori explained as he followed after his men at a slightly more sedate pace. "She's really Koizumi -Mary Sue- Akako!!"
"Noooooooooo!" Akako screamed in outrage. "You may have discovered my true name, but you shall never catch me!" She taunted, pulling a broom out of hammer space, tossing her curvaceous legs over it and taking off into the night sky. Several helicopters took off in pursuit as the uniform men scrambled to get back down to street level to continue the chase via vehicle.
Kid blinked, still holding the jewel in one hand as he stared off towards where everyone was disappearing too. Hakuba walked up along side him, following his gaze. "Well, that was weird." Hakuba finally commented.
"Yeah." Kid nodded. The two looked at each other, not quite sure what to do now. Finally the Kid shrugged. "Wanna get an Ice cream?"
The Detective mused it over, then shrugged as well. "Why not? There's a nice little place around the corner."
"Works for me." The Kid leaned over and hollared below. "Oi! Nakamori-chan! Want an ice cream?"
"Sure!" Aoko waved back. "Meet you at street level!"
"'Kay!"
The two headed back across the rooftops, the Kid casually checking the stone in the moonlight before tossing it to the detective, who pocketed it without question.
They'd figure it out later.
-fin-
I think we're feeling better... And I know we can't blame the cold medicne, because we forgot to take it this afternoon, which somehow at the same time does and does not explain the recent bouts of insanity...
Ye-ah.
"Halt! Kid!" Nakamori and his men shouted as they chased the Kid across the rooftops in yet another boring routine heist. The thief just laughed and blithely dodged the men, keeping tantalisingly out of reach every step of the way.
"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof woof woof..." The internationally known jewel theif sang quietly to himself as he jumped to the last rooftop where he would make his final escape. This plan was short lived as a lovely figure appeared at the rooftops edge, blocking him.
The curvaceous figure smiled vivaciously at him, crimson eyes sparkling bewitchingly in the moonlight. "I've got you now, Kid." She purred, pulling a flask of a mysterious potion out from behind her back.
The Kid barely repressed a sweatdropped. "That's what you said last time Koizumi-chan."
"Koizumi?" Nakamori's gruff voice pulled them up short as he and his men stopped on the rooftop behind them. "Koizumi Akako?"
Both the Magician and the Sorceress blinked. "Yes?" Akako ventured.
"We've got a warrant for your arrest!" Nakamori pulled out a piece of paper and waved it at them. "She's a higher priority than the Kid! Forget 1412! Get her men!"
"Eh?" The Thief blinked as the policemen ran -past- him for once, eager to get their hands on the girl. "What's she wanted for?"
"That's not her full name." Nakamori explained as he followed after his men at a slightly more sedate pace. "She's really Koizumi -Mary Sue- Akako!!"
"Noooooooooo!" Akako screamed in outrage. "You may have discovered my true name, but you shall never catch me!" She taunted, pulling a broom out of hammer space, tossing her curvaceous legs over it and taking off into the night sky. Several helicopters took off in pursuit as the uniform men scrambled to get back down to street level to continue the chase via vehicle.
Kid blinked, still holding the jewel in one hand as he stared off towards where everyone was disappearing too. Hakuba walked up along side him, following his gaze. "Well, that was weird." Hakuba finally commented.
"Yeah." Kid nodded. The two looked at each other, not quite sure what to do now. Finally the Kid shrugged. "Wanna get an Ice cream?"
The Detective mused it over, then shrugged as well. "Why not? There's a nice little place around the corner."
"Works for me." The Kid leaned over and hollared below. "Oi! Nakamori-chan! Want an ice cream?"
"Sure!" Aoko waved back. "Meet you at street level!"
"'Kay!"
The two headed back across the rooftops, the Kid casually checking the stone in the moonlight before tossing it to the detective, who pocketed it without question.
They'd figure it out later.
-fin-
I think we're feeling better... And I know we can't blame the cold medicne, because we forgot to take it this afternoon, which somehow at the same time does and does not explain the recent bouts of insanity...
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Date: 2003-09-14 07:59 pm (UTC)... sound familiar? *laughs*
Not saying that Akako is a Mary Sue (which is a highly degrogitory term), but the comparison was too much to resist.
^__^
-ICKA!
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Date: 2003-09-15 04:07 am (UTC)Samuel Curtis, Shinichian and Hirokian.