[fic] One Piece Omake: The Plan

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Woke up this morning feeling better. Yay. Still can't talk (or worse yet, laugh) without coughing. Ah, well.

For 'Neechan, after kicking around plunnies for how Shanks would get Luffy to fight him. Figured out a couple of ways, but none that will advance her story. ^^;;



"Alright. So we need to fight Luffy and the rest of the Straw Hat crew to see how strong they've become. The problem is that that Luffy won't fight us without some sort of provocation. Any suggestions?"

"Well, what pisses him off?"

"Looking at the records, Grudges about food-"

"Terrible thing that."

"-Mindless cruelty-"

"We're against that as well."

"-And harming his friends-"

"Which he learned from us, the good lad."

"-The reports also state that his intelligence hasn't gone up any either."

"So he should be just as easy to trick. Good to know some things never change. Alright. So does anyone have any suggestions?"

"Food?"

"Sounds like a plan. Grudges against food it is."


:: Plan #1: Grudges against Food ::

"-in retrospect, maybe teasing the cook wasn't the smartest idea."

"What gave you that idea? Aside from that giant shiner you call an eye."

"Well, at least the food was good."

"I saw under that shock of hair..."

"You did? And?! What's under there?"

"... I'm taking that to the grave."

"Spoil sport."

"New note in the log book. Never mess with the Cook."

"I could have told you that."

"Shut it, Cookie."

"New plan?"

"What about the girl?"

"That might work."


:: Plan #2: Make the Girl Cry. ::


"Okay, new note for the logs. NEVER insult a woman's sense of fashion."

"That girl has got one hell of a mean punch."

"Punch? I got bitch-slapped."

"Me too."

"Us three."

"Lucky! I got kicked in the groin."

"That would explain the high squeaky voice..."

"She didn't even pull out her staff."

"And Luffy slept through the entire fight."

"Dammit."

"Wait, what if he doesn't know it's us? Then we can just get him to fight them directly out worrying about it."

"Couldn't hurt. What costumes do we have?"


:: Plan #3: Costumes. ::


"Okay, where the HELL did you find those costumes?"

"The were in one of the treasure chests!"

"WHO IN THE SEVEN BLOODY SEAS PUT THOSE IN A TREASURE CHEST?!"

"More to the point, who brought them with us?"

"Although I must admit that Ben did make the most charming Sailor Jupiter."

"I thought the Captain made a particularly good Tuxedo Kamen as well. Especially with the hat spin."

"Thank you."

"Oh, for crying out loud..."

"Next plan?"

"I'm beginning to think grabbing one of them sounds like a better and better idea all the time."

"What if we just insult him?"


:: Plan #4: Insults ::


"Well, THAT didn't work."

"What happened?"

"Insulted him right to his face and he laughed and asked us to tell him some more."

"What was that about his intelligence?"

"NEXT!"


:: Plan #5: Steal The Ship ::


"What happened to you?"

"They left a small stuffed animal behind on the ship."

"And?"

"It turns into a BIG panicky stuffed animal when alarmed."

"Although he patch us up afterwards. Did a damn fine job of it too."

"Oy, vey..."

"Why don't we just kidnap the swordsman?"

"Not yet, that's the last resort."


:: Plan #7 Food part 2 ::


"What the bloody hell happened to you?"

"We decided to try the food thing and steal all their supplies."

"And?"

"Couldn't get to them, the cook has some how made the food supplies Luffy-proof."

"Smart Cook. What happened?"

"Well, on the way out, one of the men stopped to paint a moustache on that sheep's head on the front of their ship..."

"And?"

"They're on their way now to kick the ass of whoever defiled their sheep."

"Excellent."

-fin-

And for some odd reason, Voice really really wanna write something involving somebody 'blowing Heimdall's horn'.
Just cause it just sounds bad. ~_~;;

Oh! New Icon! Hee! #^^#

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