[7] [fic] YGO: Strip Duel Monsters
Aug. 20th, 2003 09:16 am"This is insane." Nakamori muttered to himself as he poured over the latest Kid Warning Notice. "Why does he send these things at all if he doesn't expect us to decipher them?!"
He grumbled a minute more before inspiration struck and he picked up the phone and dialled an number.
"Hello, Linguistics department? Do you have anyone down there that speaks 'Screwball'?"
***
... er, sorry about the names. I'm used to the subs.
***
"Yeah!" Jounouchi struck a pose, his fist thrust into the air. "I cannot wait to see Kaiba standing there in nothin' but his boxers!"
Honda and Anzu blinked. "Why does Jounouchi-kun know what kind of underwear Kaiba-kun wears?" Anzu questioned.
"Furthermore, why would he want to see them in them?" Honda looked faintly green.
Yugi sighed, sweatdropping. "My other self and Jounouchi-kun got bored a few weeks ago and created rules for Strip Duel Monsters."
"Strip Duel Monsters?"
"Un. Jounouchi-kun said that everything is more fun with 'stripping' added and my other self agrees. Approximately every 250 life points you loose, you have to loose an article of clothing. Except for necklaces and feather boas."
"... feather boas?"
"Yeah." The smallest boy shifted uncomfortably. "... It's a long story."
"Not going ask." Honda said firmly. Yugi looked relived.
"So Jounouchi is going to challenge Kaiba-kun to a Duel?" Anzu questioned. "With Strip Duel Monsters?"
Yugi nodded. "He believes he can beat Kaiba-kun this time."
There was a slight pause in the conversation as they reviewed the chances of that happening while Jounouchi ranted in the background.
"Mai is going to want to see this!" Anzu grinned, pulling out her cell phone.
"I'll be right back." Honda announced, turning around to dash off. "Don't let him leave until I return!"
"Where are you going?" Yugi shouted at his rapidly retreating back.
"To get Otogi! He's got a video camera!"
-fin-
... either way, everyone wins, right? Right? ^^;;
He grumbled a minute more before inspiration struck and he picked up the phone and dialled an number.
"Hello, Linguistics department? Do you have anyone down there that speaks 'Screwball'?"
***
... er, sorry about the names. I'm used to the subs.
***
"Yeah!" Jounouchi struck a pose, his fist thrust into the air. "I cannot wait to see Kaiba standing there in nothin' but his boxers!"
Honda and Anzu blinked. "Why does Jounouchi-kun know what kind of underwear Kaiba-kun wears?" Anzu questioned.
"Furthermore, why would he want to see them in them?" Honda looked faintly green.
Yugi sighed, sweatdropping. "My other self and Jounouchi-kun got bored a few weeks ago and created rules for Strip Duel Monsters."
"Strip Duel Monsters?"
"Un. Jounouchi-kun said that everything is more fun with 'stripping' added and my other self agrees. Approximately every 250 life points you loose, you have to loose an article of clothing. Except for necklaces and feather boas."
"... feather boas?"
"Yeah." The smallest boy shifted uncomfortably. "... It's a long story."
"Not going ask." Honda said firmly. Yugi looked relived.
"So Jounouchi is going to challenge Kaiba-kun to a Duel?" Anzu questioned. "With Strip Duel Monsters?"
Yugi nodded. "He believes he can beat Kaiba-kun this time."
There was a slight pause in the conversation as they reviewed the chances of that happening while Jounouchi ranted in the background.
"Mai is going to want to see this!" Anzu grinned, pulling out her cell phone.
"I'll be right back." Honda announced, turning around to dash off. "Don't let him leave until I return!"
"Where are you going?" Yugi shouted at his rapidly retreating back.
"To get Otogi! He's got a video camera!"
-fin-
... either way, everyone wins, right? Right? ^^;;
LOL
Date: 2003-08-21 12:23 am (UTC)BTW...did you figure out the plot bunny you were trying to birth yesterday?
Re: LOL
Date: 2003-08-23 03:56 pm (UTC)Nope, dangit.
((GLOMPS!))
-ICKA!