In retrospect, I have very strange true stories. Which are true, but no less strange.

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Icka!: This. This right here is why I will never be a gamer, because I will do dumb shit like this WITHOUT THE ALCOHOL. http://arinrowan.tumblr.com/post/94931215203/so-last-night-i-got-drunk-and-played-skyrim
Lady Douji: lol
Lady Douji: that means you're the best gamer
Icka!: Actually, stuff like this is why I was never invited back to Star Trek video game testing
Lady Douji: lol
Lady Douji: but stuff like this finds the coolest bugs and glitches
Icka!: "Can I shoot my crewmates?"
Icka!: "Yes, but you end up in the brig."
Icka!: "Can I use my phaser to graffiti my name on the brig walls?"
Icka!: "... Yes-?"
Icka!: "Hot damn. I'm killing everyone."
Icka!: *The two way mirror suddenly vibrates as someone falls out of the chair on the other side*
Icka!: -true story