No Shit, there I was-

[ickaimp]

-checking out the end of the Halloween Block Party, walking past an unmanned table covered in facepaint tubes, when a frantic Mom shouts into the crowd: "Is there an artist in the area?!"

I raise my hand. "Yo."

(To make it funnier, the kid wanted to be a Zombie.
And then came in second in the costume contest. ^__^)