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Snippets from a strange NFWS call:

"You should put my order first, cause I'm awesome!"
*snerk*

"My nick is 'D-Nasty' from a conversation with the guys, please don't get offended."
"Okay."
"We were talking about women, and I said I like bigger girls. You know why?"
"Why?"
"Cause they're big for a reason! They can fit more in their mouth."
"..."
"Please don't be offended."
"Sir, compared to the conversations we have here, that barely ranks as 'mild'."

"Anything else I can get for you today?"
"A lap dance-?"

"And your phone number?"
"We haven't even had dinner and you're asking for my number?"
"Hey, I already got your credit card number!"
"I see how it goes."
"Yup, my job is to sit around and ask military guys for their credit card and phone number over the phone."
"Your husband must hate that." *does grumpy husband impressions*
"I'm not married."
*Awkward silence.*
"S'all right, common mistake. What's your phone number?"

Date: 2011-07-06 06:36 pm (UTC)
lferion: (DrWho_5-smile)
From: [personal profile] lferion
Lol! You do get some of the most entertaining interactions.

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