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ickaimpPre-show: "Do you want to taste the colours of my rainbow?
Random Guy as the Paramount Stars go flying past: "Marco!"
Half the Audience: "POLO!"
Random Guy: ".... Thank You!"
Random Observations:
When Autobots speak in cold weather, their breath forms clouds, just like a human's-?
Soundwave is a Tentacle Monster. Seriously. (voiced by the delicious Frank Welker \o/)
Optimus has dirty windsheilds. He's also got freakishly long legs.
Megatron and Starscream have organic looking teeth.
Megatron's new look makes him look a bit like Lilo & Stitch's Jumba, with the way his feet are shaped.
Sam screams like A LITTLE GIRL.
Bee's a lot more serious. He acts more like a solider here, guarding Sam's back.
Awesome Moments:
Judy blubbering over Sam going to college
Kitchen Appliances come to life. Always knew that blender was evil.
Judy getting stoned on pot brownies at Sam's college
Bumblebee: "The girl is super freaky!"
Judy to Soundwave: "Oh for God's sake, I'm not impressed by your perverted mouth breathing!"
Simmons finally found someone who more irritating than he is in Leo.
Rail Gun!
Hovering Rocks. 'Nuff Said
Audience Participation Moments:
Guy in the back as Optimus falls down: "Oh, HELL no."
*Optimus ripping a Decepticon's face apart with hooks got massive cheers*
Girl behind me us Simmons and Leo snore on each other: "I knew they were gay for each other."
*Cheers from the female population as Shia LaBeouf's name is listed in the credits*
*LOUDER CHEERS from the male population as Megan Fox's name is listed in the credits*
OMG Michael Bay Needs to Get LAID Moments:
Mojo humping the new Boston Terrier, Frankie
Mikaela, short shorts, motorcycle.
Mojo humping the new Boston Terrier, Frankie, again.
Soundwave = Tentacle Monster.
Judy blubbering about Sam losing his cherry to random college girls.
Wheelie humping Mikaela's leg.
"this would be awesome, except you landed on my testicles."
Devistator sucks. Literally.
Two Words: Wrecking Balls. In Simmon's words: "I'm right under his... scrotum." ('tink, tink, tink...')
Ah, bwah, huh? Moments
Where did these new Autobots come from? Backstory Please!
Twins? VERY Annoying. Why are they there?
Decepticons are cannibals.
Oooooh... kay. How many Decepticons do we have running around and which ones are you, por favour?
So... Transformers are hatched now? Hatchlings?
Decepticons have gooey insides? They seem much more techno-organic than the Autobots, making them psychologically scarier (us is them), but at the same time confusing, seeing as they think of humans as insignificant.
Apparently, Autobots are cannibals as well, but only after someone rips their effing heart out and falls to pieces.
Last thing we see of Bee is of him mourning Sam's death. Would have expected him not to let Sam out of arm's reach after that, but instead it seems as if Optimus is now Sam's protector. ;_;
The Fallen apparently found that humans were so bass-ackwards primitive that he had to adopt their weapon of choice, a spear.
OMG! THE LOSS OF HISTORY~
... and my brain is tired, so I'm going to bed.
In short: Massive action, little sketchy sometimes, still fun. Wanna re-watch it sometime in the future to make sure I got all the new characters right, cause I'm still massively confused.
Random Guy as the Paramount Stars go flying past: "Marco!"
Half the Audience: "POLO!"
Random Guy: ".... Thank You!"
Random Observations:
When Autobots speak in cold weather, their breath forms clouds, just like a human's-?
Soundwave is a Tentacle Monster. Seriously. (voiced by the delicious Frank Welker \o/)
Optimus has dirty windsheilds. He's also got freakishly long legs.
Megatron and Starscream have organic looking teeth.
Megatron's new look makes him look a bit like Lilo & Stitch's Jumba, with the way his feet are shaped.
Sam screams like A LITTLE GIRL.
Bee's a lot more serious. He acts more like a solider here, guarding Sam's back.
Awesome Moments:
Judy blubbering over Sam going to college
Kitchen Appliances come to life. Always knew that blender was evil.
Judy getting stoned on pot brownies at Sam's college
Bumblebee: "The girl is super freaky!"
Judy to Soundwave: "Oh for God's sake, I'm not impressed by your perverted mouth breathing!"
Simmons finally found someone who more irritating than he is in Leo.
Rail Gun!
Hovering Rocks. 'Nuff Said
Audience Participation Moments:
Guy in the back as Optimus falls down: "Oh, HELL no."
*Optimus ripping a Decepticon's face apart with hooks got massive cheers*
Girl behind me us Simmons and Leo snore on each other: "I knew they were gay for each other."
*Cheers from the female population as Shia LaBeouf's name is listed in the credits*
*LOUDER CHEERS from the male population as Megan Fox's name is listed in the credits*
OMG Michael Bay Needs to Get LAID Moments:
Mojo humping the new Boston Terrier, Frankie
Mikaela, short shorts, motorcycle.
Mojo humping the new Boston Terrier, Frankie, again.
Soundwave = Tentacle Monster.
Judy blubbering about Sam losing his cherry to random college girls.
Wheelie humping Mikaela's leg.
"this would be awesome, except you landed on my testicles."
Devistator sucks. Literally.
Two Words: Wrecking Balls. In Simmon's words: "I'm right under his... scrotum." ('tink, tink, tink...')
Ah, bwah, huh? Moments
Where did these new Autobots come from? Backstory Please!
Twins? VERY Annoying. Why are they there?
Decepticons are cannibals.
Oooooh... kay. How many Decepticons do we have running around and which ones are you, por favour?
So... Transformers are hatched now? Hatchlings?
Decepticons have gooey insides? They seem much more techno-organic than the Autobots, making them psychologically scarier (us is them), but at the same time confusing, seeing as they think of humans as insignificant.
Apparently, Autobots are cannibals as well, but only after someone rips their effing heart out and falls to pieces.
Last thing we see of Bee is of him mourning Sam's death. Would have expected him not to let Sam out of arm's reach after that, but instead it seems as if Optimus is now Sam's protector. ;_;
The Fallen apparently found that humans were so bass-ackwards primitive that he had to adopt their weapon of choice, a spear.
OMG! THE LOSS OF HISTORY~
... and my brain is tired, so I'm going to bed.
In short: Massive action, little sketchy sometimes, still fun. Wanna re-watch it sometime in the future to make sure I got all the new characters right, cause I'm still massively confused.
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Date: 2009-06-24 12:22 pm (UTC)Half the Audience: "POLO!"
Random Guy: ".... Thank You!"
I HATE when people do that when I'm trying to find my mother in a store. She has forbidden me under penalty of death and naked baby photos on the internet that I cannot use the loud speaker to call her (though, I still do it at times, I love the smiles I get when I got up to Customer Service with a sad face and explain 'I lost my mommy')...er..where was I...
Oh! HATE! Yes, much hate. Especially since if I yell 'Mum!' (or some variation) gets fifty women looking at you.
...You would not believe how easy it is to lose a bleach blond large sized fifty year old woman with a walker in most stores...
and now that my normal rambling is over, it sounds like you had an...interesting time? I can't tell if it was good or not... *grins*
(er, sorry for the more rambling then usual comments, my new medication for my chronic fatigue interacts with my ADHD and makes my brain haywire in fifteen different directions).
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Date: 2009-06-28 05:37 am (UTC)Yeah, try to avoid the whole 'Mum' thing too, for that reason.
The movie was good if you were there to see explosions and robots fighting robots.
The movie was horrid if you were looking for plot or character growth.
The only new characters that I liked and wanted more background on, were the ones who didn't talk and had maybe 2 minutes of screentime. Which kinda sucked.
Ah, well. There's rumour of a third in the future and this one has the feeling of being stuck in the middle anyway.
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Date: 2009-06-24 05:04 pm (UTC)Haven't seen the first movie. Not sure this one will make sense(enough) even if re-watch a few more times...
Hatchlings? oO
Soundwave is a Tentacle Monster. Seriously. (voiced by the delicious Frank Welker
Woot!! Another carry over.
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Date: 2009-06-28 05:08 am (UTC)First movie... the first time I saw it, hated it. Then found some fic, re-watched the movie and noticed a bunch of stuff I hadn't before and liked it a lot better.
If you're gonna see either of them, watch the first. The second one is mostly robots beating the crap outta each other. Which, admittedly, they do AWESOMELY.
You're welcome! It was a great deal of fun!