D&D Quotations again

[ickaimp]

Rouge: “-Am I making you make this up as you go along?”
*DM nods*

DM: ”Do an insight check.”
Dwarf: ”All of a sudden, Korgrin has the sudden insight that the Rouge is doing something stupid.”
Rouge: ”You must get that a lot.”
Dwarf: ”Yes. Yes I do.”

”Hell no. I’m a ninja!”
”It’s a party?”
”Just throw the cake up here, please!”

”… He’s so emo that standing next to him that you construe damage?”

”If the trees try to rape us, I’m leaving you.”
*long moment of silence*
”That’s mutual, honey.”

DM: “And in the distance, you hear the sound of duelling banjos done on a drum and a flute.”
*Everyone looks at Korgrin, the Banjo Playing Hammer-dancing dwarf, who grins back*
*Everyone looks back at the DM*
”How is that possible?”
DM: ”That’s a really good question. Figure it out yourselves, moving on-”

”There are Harpies up ahead.”
”-And I turn my horse around and head off as quietly as possible.”
”Oh, don’t worry. They have a cream for that.”

”THERE’S HERPES IN THE TREES!”

”Why am I not surprised that Korgin’s got a back up band? Tonight, and Tonight only! Korgrin and the Weird Sisters!”
”Korgrin and the Winged Sisters, more like.”
”Korgrin’s got Herpes?”

”Ah! We hope to play with him again!”
”-As long as that’s not a euphemism, I don’t care.”

”I think I might be joining you in the Hag thing soon.”
”I turned into a Tentacle Monster first!” ^______________^
”… I’m not so sure I feel comfortable sitting next to you anymore…”

”And in the distance, is a Hag dancing.”
”… Okay, what kind of dancing?”
”-That’s a good question.”
”For all intents and purposes, the Hag is Hammer Dancing.”
”Korgrin became a female?”

”What?”
”I danced in a Medusa’s skin under the full moonlight.”
”Why?”
”Because I told her I would when she threatened to rip my heart out and eat it.”
”And you did it.”
”Yes. I said I would.”
”I can’t believe you’re crazy enough to go through with it.”
”Why not?”

”-Did you just say –eat- Molotov Cocktails?”
”Fire tastes like Bacon!”

”Quick question! Did you fuck the gift of Orcus?!”

”Sorry. My massive shoulder pads are getting in the way.”

”I’m getting tired of being tied up.”
”I keep hearing ‘tendrils of glowing green energy’ and thinking ‘Glowing tentacle smex’.”
”There’s a reason why I have a butt plate.” ^__^
”Yeah, we decided not to ask you about that incase it was personal.”

”I have a question. How are they doing that if their flesh is dead?”
”I don’t know. Let’s ask the Vampires who IMPREGNATE people.”
”That sparkle?”
”And play baseball.”

”See, the problem I see with your tactics is that none of our characters are smart enough to be –afraid- of anything.”

”There’s no reason we can’t be civil about this.”
”About chopping them up and using their body parts as ornaments?”
”So? They started it.”

”Please don’t waggle your eyebrows like that again.”
*Korgrin waggles eyebrows*
”-Or you. It’s trauma inducing.”

”Elf! The other white meat!”

”Don’t jinx us!”
”Doesn’t he already jinx us with gruesome deaths?”
”No, the deaths are quick and clean. It’s what he does with the bodies afterwards that are gruesome.”

”You crit on a 19?”
”Yeah.”
”Fuck you. Fuck you on a rusty spoon.”

”I put away my battle axe and pull out… my spoon. I’m going to kill someone with it.”

”So there’s a –poof- of daggers and nothing happens?”
”Pretty much.”

”Fuck it. I’m spending an action point. I’m killing someone with this fucking spoon!”
*Rolls die*
*Long pause*
*everyone stands up to peer at die, which says ‘1’*
”… Apparently not.”

”There’s just something about beating people to death with their own armour.”
”It is very satisfying, isn’t it?”

”Are you trying to make a complete set of clothing out of the skins of everyone you kill?”
”Nope, just some.”

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And in other news, got tickets for the Midnight Showing for Transformers II. \o/ *SQUEEE*

Happy Solstice!!!!


And Happy Birthday to Kuroba Kaito/Kaitou Kid and Aoyama Gosho.
Ficcage: The Kings and Queen of Mayhem.

Comments

[ytak.livejournal.com]

*cackles* And that is why I want to learn how to play D&D. However, I do rp Vamipre: The Masquerade with friends and it sounds a little bit like that. We tend to come up with the most bizzare questions about what we can and can't do.

Lucky! I wish I could go to a midnight showing but I sleep is important right now seeing that I'm learning how everything works in the department I'm assigned to.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

It's mostly the guys, I just sit around and type them out.
Although honestly, I can't of playing without the snark. ^^;; The snarky camadery is just so much fun!!!! #^^#

[reynier.livejournal.com]

Icka, one of these days I'm going to have to game with you and megs >.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Most of this is Sean and Johannes' daughter. ^__^ Since my warlord died, whenever I can, I hang out during gaming and write.

[green-turquoise.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I would so love to play D&D with you and your group!

(Although it does remind me of my guild in WoW. Our situations aren't as weird (since we can't control those) but the conversations are rather like the ones you describe. ^_^