Conversations, mostly late night

[ickaimp]

Icka!: 'Babies R Us', it always means 'We eat babies' to me.
N: What about 'Toys R Us'? Does that mean 'We eat Toys'?
Icka!: Nah.
N: Why not? 'Babies R Us', 'Toys R Us', what's the difference?
Icka!: .... Toys aren't edible....

The quote of the day still belongs to N's wife:
"You have your water bottle? No, don't pee in someone else's water bottle, pee in your own water bottle."

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[shade-scribbler.livejournal.com]

LOL - I am glad I'm not the only one suspicious of 'Babies R Us' I always envisioned rows and rows of babies in little cabbage patch kid like packaging. With little phrases "I'm fussy!", "New and improved collic feature!", "I like to play peekaboo and spit up peas!", "Now, with more lifelike action"

*shudder*

Just creeps me out! 'Toys R Us' sells toys, 'Babies R Us' should sell babies.